Exactly how fcuking drunk was he? I would have to be on a weeklong bender of Jaagermeister snot-slinging drunkenness...and even then I imagine I would feel a sharp spike in my rectum. :eek:

At least they weren't Dodger Dogs.

Go in for a C-section - and come out with no arms and no legs! WTF! Even better (or rather worse) is that they won't tell her why because it invades another patients rights.

I guess that shows that getting more than you paid for is not always a good thing.

yeah....barring a few more colorful epithets, that woulda been my reaction.

Pony-size pig holds woman captive, sent to stud
Hog made 'aggressive demands' to be fed, headbutted her door
Whole Hog Story.

Maybe I should cross-post this in the Bacon thread.

Get the to a piggery.

I was not aware the word existed, but piggery is a mighty fine word.