What do you suppose the chances of that are? Two custard trucks exploding in the same day.

I can't look at this picture and JWBear's sig line under it without thinking that it is a quote from the woman in the picture.

Oops... Sorry.

For KB:

Hookers to get BJ's in a mall

Well, that is a very unfortunate headline!

This seems appropriate for the month of October:

Coffin elevator kills funeral home worker:
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/26978142/

Ever feel like the weather always seems the worst on weekends?

You may be right! According to a German study that compiled 15 years of weather data, Saturdays have the most rain, Sundays are the cloudiest, and Wednesdays are the warmest.

Stupidly they are claiming a causal effect from work week traffic (a week's worth of traffic allows particulate matter to accumulate in the atmosphere and encourage condensation/clouds/precipitation). It's a good hypothesis, but certainly not supported by study.

link

I thought the robber was clever in using decoys near the bank but why get away in an innertube?!

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