There seems to be a dirth of positive words for the female genitalia.

There's p u s s y. One must set aside one's angst over anthropomorphism, but I can see the logic-- a man who pets his pet pussycats very skillfully would also pet his girlfriend's pussycat with masterful finnesse. Ladies, find a cat man. Cat man do!

I like that word enough, but like dick it has some negative connotations. Not as negative as c u n t. I have a vague desire to reclaim that word as something positive, but I can't bring myself to it. I'm sure that Dumbledore would tell me that fear of a name promotes fear of a thing itself. Which stands to reason, since I have often thought society viewed the penis as an object of humor, and the vagina as an object of fear.

(death rattle) rosebud... (/death rattle)

:eek: Oh my! I didn't think of it in that way, Ms. Afraid!



Or did I? :D

I really didn't.

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I call bad drivers 'fu ck sticks' all the time. I guess that qualifies as a c o c k name.

Some names:

blue-veined junket pumper
blue-veiner
boner
dick
ding dong
dipstick
dong
dork
doughnut holder
firm worm
hang down
hard on
John Thomas
knob
love muscle
love stick
love truncheon
meat
meat whistle
member
ol' one-eye
one-eyed trouser snake
one-eyed wonder willie
pecker
pee-pee
percy
peter
piece of pork
pink oboe
pole
pork sword
prick
purple-headed trouser snake
pus sy plunger
rod
salty dog
schlong
skin flute
spunk stick
stiffy
swinging banger
third leg (or if you're small 'third thumb')
throbber
throbbing python of love
trouser trout
wang
wee-wee
weiner
weinie
wife's best friend
willy
woody

To many men in society (and I won't even limit it to breeders), the vagina is a scary thing. It is far too complex to understand. Since the natural instinct of the male is to procreate (find a hole to put the dumb stick in), discovering the unique attributes of this mystery place is just not on the agenda. Where's the freakin' clitoris? What's the difference between the labia majora and labia minora? AAARRGGHHH there's just too much goin' on down there!

Darwin does not allow for foreplay - it's just do the deed, deposit the baby batter and go on your merry way.

"Oh baby, you're making me hot the way you suck my wee-wee"

Hem hem. To clarify: KB was just quoting me, not talking to me.

;) :D

Now envisioning Harry having this conversation with Dumbledore. Heh. I'm sure you fanfic people would do better justice than I could...

I've reclaimed c u n t, though I also use it as an insult. It's the worst things I can call a woman...yet it's also one of the hottest words in bed....go figure.

Same is true for c o c k though.

I found out yesterterday while talking to TheaterTech that there is a Christian rock band named Him. My response was....That's what GC calls his weewee.

Oh dear.

Anyone speak Japanese?

I know they have a slang word/phrase that fits this thread. It's english equivilant would be "purple katana".

Okay, this is too much imagery. TheatreTech, Christian rock bands, and euphemisms for penis. I feel faint. (fans self furiously)