Maybe this will cheer him up:

http://losangeles.craigslist.org/w4m/136513663.html

I was being so friggin' sarcastic. I'm sure some of the replies I received were also in jest, or were from people out to humiliate someone. But, seriously, some of them are definitely real, and they are FREAKY/funny. So many people want to be a girl's "daddy." Yowzas.

Now, if that seems too cruel to be even kinda funny (or, as I thought, a social experiment), how's this:

You are the bee's knees, the cat's meow, the last leaf on the tree and the scent of Earl Grey tea...all rolled into one. Love you, Buster.

Pfft, I worked the Renaissance Faire for near a decade. If we can swankify but for a few evenings a week dressed Elizabethan and having the time of our lives (RenFaire being amongst the funnest of the fun I've continually had since birth), then give me all of five seconds to join up, k?

Well I hope you've done your taxes. I am going in about an hour. Am I prepared? Noooooo.

Again, be glad you aren't me.

{been there, done that, doing that about the career issue.....I don't like it...}

Oooh! Does this mean you'll hold still while I practice my tailoring skills? I have a library of Janet Arnold books and I'm not afraid to use it!

I can build the furniture.

Or buy printing. But somehow, I doubt there will be much need for that.

There will always be a need to print and distribute our propaganda

Oh, allright- I'll do the hair thing. But only if I can give Scaeagles a mohawk. With Liberty Spikes, 'cause he's so patriotic and stuff.;):D

What would make you happy?
Answer that question, and the rest will follow...

Remember, you are loved by many, and that is a rare thing indeed.

Your corporate phunk blues have me remembering the nightmarish end days of what had been for a few years a pretty decent gig as a distribution and inventory control supervisor.


(The answer to my discontent was to close my eyes and take the plunge into unemployment. Your solution I do not know, my friend, but I trust you'll find it.)



So put me down for propaganda distribution guy.

A good BJ, I just haven't figured out how to make a living receiving them.