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Officials have installed four Advanced Surveillance and Protection, or ASAP, cameras on major thoroughfares throughout the city in hopes of deterring criminals.

"We have had problems for a long time, and the businesses and residents that reside in that area said, `you know, we need to do something about it,"' Lynwood Mayor Maria Santillan said.

The surveillance cameras are currently being monitored 24 hours a day, seven days a week.

"Don't come to Lynwood if you're looking for a prostitute, they're aren't going to be any around," Sheriff Lee Baca said during a news conference Saturday.

That seems like a lot of money just to watch.

Kevy Baby

10-28-2008 09:46 AM

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Originally Posted by Moonliner (Post 248955)

That [$250,000] seems like a lot of money just to watch.

I agree, what with all the free porn one can find on the internet.

Betty

10-28-2008 10:15 AM

and $250,000 will buy an awful lot of free porn.

JWBear

10-28-2008 12:53 PM

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Originally Posted by Betty (Post 249024)

and $250,000 will buy an awful lot of free porn.

It will buy a lot of non-free porn!

scaeagles

10-28-2008 12:57 PM

There's free porn on the internet?

Strangler Lewis

10-28-2008 12:58 PM

That's an urban myth.

Betty

10-28-2008 01:25 PM

No really. It's true. You just have to know where to look. :evil: Not that I would know or anything.

Disneyphile

10-28-2008 02:40 PM

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Originally Posted by scaeagles (Post 249088)

There's free porn on the internet?

www.xtube.com

and

www.pornhub.com

Don't ask how I knew about those. ;)

Kevy Baby

10-28-2008 03:12 PM

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Originally Posted by scaeagles (Post 249088)

There's free porn on the internet?

I prefer pix over movies. Or, er um, I WOULD prefer pix over movies if I were into that sort of filth.

IF I were into porn, I MIGHT try using Google Search, using the Image option and making sure that the Safe Search option was turned off. I would guess that just about any search word one threw in would provide results*.

Not that I condone that kind of abhorrent behavior.

* Testing this (previously untried) theory, I came across this site. In case it isn't obvious from the rest of this post, this link is NSFW.

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