Lounge of Tomorrow - WTF Stories of the Week

A man and woman have been charged with using a steak knife to make threats when stealing 20 steaks and a bag of chicken wings from a Buffalo supermarket Wednesday afternoon.

The officers recovered the steaks inside a washing machine and the chicken wings inside Smith's purse.

These is my kinds of people! "Honey, the warshin' machine is almost out of steak, couldja run down to the Save-A-Buck and grab a couple? Oh, and leave your purse here. Nom nom nom."

Kevy Baby

11-03-2008 11:46 PM

Outrage over 'chastity belt' lingerie fitted with GPS tracking system

Quote:

Feminists around the world have reacted with horror to a new line of lingerie that comes equipped with a GPS tracking system.

The 'find me if you can' range of underwear has been described as a modern-day, high-tech chastity belt.

The whole story (semi-NSFW as it does show a girl in lingerie)

I really don't understand what the purpose of this would be, but it is an amusing topic.

alphabassettgrrl

11-04-2008 12:19 AM

I find the discussion part most amusing.

CoasterMatt

11-04-2008 01:03 AM

Screw that, I want GPS enabled car/house keys :)

bewitched

11-04-2008 05:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Moonliner (Post 250003)

Joe the Plumber hires a publicist.

Joe better cash in as quickly as possible, because I'm thinking after Tuesday demand might just drop off a bit...

Please God, just kill me now (and keep away the nutbars who will actually shell out $20 for his book). :rolleyes:

JWBear

11-04-2008 01:56 PM

When officials asked for the Welsh translation of a road sign, they thought the reply was what they needed.

Kevy Baby

11-05-2008 12:11 PM

Runaway teen compacted by recycling truck
Boy's escape bid from boot camp ends in Wis. hospital after ordeal

Actually, I prefer the headline that showed in my news banner:
"Teen Survives Recycling Truck Compacting:

Quote:

MILWAUKEE - A teenage boy has survived after being accidentally dumped into the back of a recycling truck and compacted, police said.

Police in Milwaukee said the 14-year-old ran away from a boot camp-style school for teens Monday and hid in a recycling bin filled with cardboard.

The rest of the story.

Capt Jack

11-05-2008 12:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JWBear (Post 250861)

When officials asked for the Welsh translation of a road sign, they thought the reply was what they needed.

ok, thats just hilarious

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