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A TERRITORIAN says he could have died after an operation on his penis left him bleeding heavily.

Michael Eglington, 53, said he collapsed from blood loss as he rushed back to Royal Darwin Hospital less than an hour after being discharged.

Thankfully, the article (which has a pretty gruesome description) doesn't have any photos of the injury.

But they do have a photo of the guy, with a caption "not happy"

Kevy Baby

11-12-2008 10:47 AM

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Originally Posted by CoasterMatt (Post 252830)

Here's a horrifying headline-

Penis Surgery **** Up

Thankfully, the article (which has a pretty gruesome description) doesn't have any photos of the injury.

But they do have a photo of the guy, with a caption "not happy"

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He said he looked down to see that he was sitting in "an inch of blood" in the chair. He used a nappy to soak up the blood as he drove back to hospital where he collapsed against the emergency counter.

Man, if I had a nickle for every time this happened to me...

Morrigoon

11-12-2008 03:02 PM

Haha... the irony of it being the Royal Darwin Hospital

Kevy Baby

11-12-2008 05:09 PM

Fleeing cops? Don't give them your ID first
Driver charged after handing over license at checkpoint and speeding away

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PORTSMOUTH, N.H. - It perhaps wasn't the most well thought out escape

Police say a man handed over his license and registration at a sobriety checkpoint during the weekend, then peeled out and sped away, almost hitting an officer.

DOH!

Ghoulish Delight

11-12-2008 05:51 PM

New golf club improves flow of the game - it's a urinal

Ummmmmm, no, I'll hold it thanks.

bewitched

11-12-2008 05:55 PM

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Originally Posted by CoasterMatt (Post 252830)

I wouldn't be happy either if the whole world now knew I had genital warts.

Kevy Baby

11-12-2008 06:44 PM

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