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Disneyphile 11-14-2008 06:51 PM

I personally call it the "Don't you ****ing dare."

bewitched 11-16-2008 06:21 AM

Add me to the apparently sheltered-- and I can see why Alex wasn't going to Google it at work.

To clarify:

Apparently "the shocker" has the middle and ring finger together...not to be confused with the ASU "pitchfork" (which has the middle and index finger separated, like a "peace" sign).


I can just hear the WH photog...

"Okay, everyone spread your middle and index finger far apart..."

Ghoulish Delight 11-18-2008 04:14 PM

Inmate escapes German jail in box
A manhunt is under way in western Germany for a convicted drug dealer who escaped by mailing himself out of jail.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/europe/7730018.stm

Quote:

The 42-year-old Turkish citizen - who was serving a seven-year sentence - had been making stationery with other prisoners destined for the shops.
At the end of his shift, the inmate climbed into a cardboard box and was taken out of prison by express courier. His whereabouts are still unknown.

Alex 11-18-2008 04:27 PM

It's is always too late when you realize you forgot to write down the tracking number.

Betty 11-20-2008 12:19 PM

Wash your hands! and cook your meat! :eek:

RStar 11-20-2008 02:19 PM

Egads, Betty! That's gross!

Morrigoon 11-20-2008 02:36 PM

ewww!

bewitched 11-20-2008 04:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Betty (Post 254771)

Quote:

Originally Posted by RStar (Post 254791)
Egads, Betty! That's gross!

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Originally Posted by Morrigoon (Post 254794)
ewww!


I really don't wanna look...but I'm not sure I can help myself. :rolleyes:

Bornieo: Fully Loaded 11-20-2008 07:24 PM

Man Caught with Penis in Pasta Jar

http://www.theherald.com.au/news/loc...r/1363831.aspx

Best quote of the story...

Quote:

A search of his car uncovered pornography, a home-made sex aid, women's stockings and a Jack Russell terrier.

SzczerbiakManiac 11-24-2008 01:27 PM

I nominate this as the most what-the-fückiest thing I have ever seen (probably NSFW)
Natural Harvest - A Collection of Semen-Based Recipes


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