For some reason, this thread has me thinking of a song by the Cramps, 'Can Your P U S S Y Do The Dog?"

My _____ can do the dog, if your p u s s y can.

I'm missing a lyric here. Help me somebody.

Here kitty kitty. You better move along. Cuz the big cats walk at the break of dawn. Now doggonnit baby. Oohh I said doggone...Hey can your pussy do the dog? Can your pussy do the dog? Can your pussy do the (houndog, bulldog, poodlecut) baby? Can your pussy do the dog? This whole mess useless now as a whistle on a plow. If your pussy can't do the dog. I'm the king of the jungle. They call me tiger man. I'm gonna do the bird. If I can, if I can. My bird can do the dog. If your pussy can? Come on and wag that tail. Baby you can't fail. If'n your pussy can't do the dog. Hey hey hey...Hully hully gully...No pedigree from France will get you in the dance. Lessin your pussy can do the dog. Come on and wag that tail baby you can't fail. If'n your pussy can do the dog. Cha cha cha!

Why thank you! I will sleep well tonight dreaming of pussys and dogs and doing it. ;)