I wonder if she has oversized arms.

She has arms?

Ripped from the pages of Duh Magazine:


Male science 'nerds' most likely to be virgins, study says


Get out of town!

I liked this line from the science nerds article:

I like thinking that someone intended the ambiguity and slipped it by an editor.

Does this mean that the males are less likely to engage in a circle jerk?

Is there a female equivalent of a circle jerk?

Yes, they call it a quilting bee.


You didn't really think anybody would enjoy making quilts did you?

That story is much sadder than the headline leads one to believe. It isn't the "fashion police" (which I thought meant the story would be more light-hearted), but ACTUAL police.

Hmm... looks like I need to talk to my wife. Not only does she claim to enjoy making quilts, she gives classes on it.