The Object on Your Left
 

This is making its way around the internets.



My weapon is a rrrrather large rrrrrolodex. Yours?

My printer. Hmmmmm.

Rocking chair draped with a Slanky.

My wife.

This shall not end well.

A mug, a printer, or a bottle of Nature's Miracle :P

A bookcase full of art supplies - who knew zombies would be my medium?

A flashlight that needs new batteries, or four boxes of cancelled checks.

I'll blind them by reflecting the sun off the flashlight and give them a million paper cuts with the checks!

Rocky - my chihuahua. Watch out zombies! He's wicked fast.

My American Sportsman Calender....... I am doomed.

I pile of junk mail. Are zombies susceptible to paper cuts?

A cricket bat, a chainsaw, a shotgun, a gallon can of gasoline and a road flare.

Well, isn't Lani going to look foolish for making fun of that.

My BBQ and a lighter. mmm BBQed Zombies.

Gooseneck lamp with a green shade.

A stack of unpaid bills.

I know they're killing me!

An Orange County Starbucks mug with a dribble of last night's tea in it, and a bag of marshmallows.

A litterbox.

Together something can be McGyver'ed into a zombie killin' masterpiece - especialy the litterbox.

This is what is at my left. Not great, but not bad.



It is a shame that it is not what is on my right.

A cordless drill. Man are those zombies screwed.

punny.

A Wall. I suppose I could lure them into running themselves into it...

VAM ! :snap:

Susan says she has a pizza box. Maybe she can feed them (but there are only three pieces of pizza, so she may not last long).

itunes gift card, happy birthday letter from Madz, mothers day picture from Madz, high school registration schedule.

A pillow. Do zombies breath so I can smother them?

Stoat says he has a DVD of "Australia" with Nicole Kidman. That should bore them to death.

Dunno, is it covered in sweetmeats?

oddly enough, the object on my left....is a zombie calendar.

MMm.. I missed this the first time around?

Scissors or a Swingline stapler.

those could work. if they'd said to the right, I have numerous, more effective selections. although I suppose I could always push my cubie mate into their path. theyre not what I could call a weapon, but they would/might slow them enough to allow for my escape.

Knowing you, not odd at all.

It depends how far I look to my left but my best weapon I suppose would be the apple peeler, corer, slicer thingy. They better watch out for me!

On second thought maybe I should just take the sliding door to my left and run.

Scotch tape dispenser and box of GE-branded Crayolas.

I'll tape them down and you color them, Steph!

Either a five pound weight or a travel document to Cleveland. Since I'm pretty sure Cleveland will probably be the epicenter of the ZA, I'll opt for the weight- I'll be sure to double-tap.

HP LaserJet 4050 and a printing calculator - could probably do some damage.

The Seven Pillars of Wisdom by T.E. Lawrence

It's got enough pages to do some serious damage.

...and don't forget, when everyone's running away from the invasion, you don't have to outrun the zombies.... just the slowest person.

which is why you hobble them with the useful item on your left