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SzczerbiakManiac

12-13-2006 02:05 PM

Cause of male faggotry discovered!

Well, not really.

But Jim Rutz seems to think it's soy! Here's some of what he has to say:

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There's a slow poison out there that's severely damaging our children and threatening to tear apart our culture. The ironic part is, it's a "health food," one of our most popular.
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Soy is feminizing, and commonly leads to a decrease in the size of the penis, sexual confusion and homosexuality. That's why most of the medical (not socio-spiritual) blame for today's rise in homosexuality must fall upon the rise in soy formula and other soy products. (Most babies are bottle-fed during some part of their infancy, and one-fourth of them are getting soy milk!) Homosexuals often argue that their homosexuality is inborn because "I can't remember a time when I wasn't homosexual." No, homosexuality is always deviant. But now many of them can truthfully say that they can't remember a time when excess estrogen wasn't influencing them.

Now here's some of what Christopher Mims from Scientific American has to say about this topic:

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Soy contains phytoestrogens. <snip> Phytoestrogens are estrogen mimics. BUT--get this--they are actually less effective than regular estrogens when they hit estrogen receptors on your cells. That's right--these substances, far from juicing you up with lady-hormones, might actually block the effects of estrogen, which as we all know is a good and important thing if you're a man, since John Wayne is dead and it's on us to pick up the slack. (Riiiight.)

So assuming ~~Putz~~ Rutz is correct in his theory, why isn't this excess of estrogen producing Superhetero© females? :rolleyes:

Motorboat Cruiser

12-13-2006 02:13 PM

Yes, heard this earlier today. Outstanding research, that is. Sure explains the rampant homosexuality in countries where soy plays a more significant part of their diet.

Funny, I don't recall having ANY soy in my diet as a child. :)

Bornieo: Fully Loaded

12-13-2006 03:21 PM

OMG! All I had was SOY as a child! Help me! Somebody! Call a doctor!!!!! HEEEELLLPPP! The faggotry is getting me!!
Should I tuck and roll?
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Eliza Hodgkins 1812

12-13-2006 03:36 PM

Really, I thought Bea Arthur was responsible for rampant homosexuality.

Motorboat Cruiser

12-13-2006 03:45 PM

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Originally Posted by Eliza Hodgkins 1812 (Post 109408)

Really, I thought Bea Arthur was responsible for rampant homosexuality.

Hmm, now, as it turns out, I did watch me some "Maude" when I was little...

SacTown Chronic

12-13-2006 03:56 PM

Another theory

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Abstract The relation between sexual orientation andpenile dimensions in a large sample of men was studied.Subjects were 5122 men interviewed by the Kinsey Institute for Research in Sex, Gender, and Reproduction from 1938 to 1963. They were dichotomously classified as either homosexual (n = 935) orheterosexual (n = 4187). Penile dimensions were assessedusing five measures of penile length and circumferencefrom Kinsey's original protocol. On all five measures, homosexual men reported larger penises than did heterosexual men. Explanations for these differencesare discussed, including the possibility that these findings provide additional evidence thatvariations in prenatal hormonal levels (or otherbiological mechanisms affecting reproductive structures)affect sexual orientation development.

Bornieo: Fully Loaded

12-13-2006 04:52 PM

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On all five measures, homosexual men reported larger penises than did heterosexual men.

Waiting for Kevy... not gonna touch it.... waiting...

SzczerbiakManiac

12-13-2006 04:59 PM

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Originally Posted by Bornieo: Fully Loaded (Post 109417)

Waiting for Kevy... not gonna touch it.... waiting...

I'm touching it. I'm touching it right now and my Big Gay Penis© feels great!

Ghoulish Delight

12-13-2006 04:59 PM

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On all five measures, homosexual men reported larger penises than did heterosexual men.

Wow, I owe Nirvanaman an apology. Turns out I AM the gayest straight man on the board.

Not Afraid

12-13-2006 05:07 PM

Hmmmm, Tofu is soy and, we all know what faggots those Japanese are.

Do people actually buy this BS?

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slow poison out there that's severely damaging our children and threatening to tear apart our culture. The ironic part is, it's a "health food,"

First of all, soy is not a "health food" but a mainstay in several major world diets. Secondly, may I suggest it isn't the "health food" that is poisioning and tearing apart our culture, but the narrow-minded simpletons that may be causing the problem.

CoasterMatt

12-13-2006 05:19 PM

I blame white people...

Capt Jack

12-13-2006 05:23 PM

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Originally Posted by CoasterMatt (Post 109422)

I blame white people...

testify bruddah!:snap:

Bornieo: Fully Loaded

12-13-2006 05:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Not Afraid (Post 109421)

Hmmmm, Tofu is soy and, we all know what faggots those Japanese are..

But dont' they have small penis' ??? :eek:

wendybeth

12-13-2006 05:51 PM

So, is soy responsible for all those 'manboobs' out there as well?

CoasterMatt

12-13-2006 06:03 PM

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Originally Posted by wendybeth (Post 109426)

So, is soy responsible for all those 'manboobs' out there as well?

I think manboobs are caused by Krispy Kreme...

Scrooge McSam

12-13-2006 07:02 PM

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Originally Posted by wendybeth (Post 109426)

So, is soy responsible for all those 'manboobs' out there as well?

Nah... not in this case anyway

CoasterMatt

12-13-2006 07:28 PM

What about Freemasons?

innerSpaceman

12-13-2006 07:55 PM

And I can definitely report that the gay men I've had sex with have been much better endowed than the straight men I've had sex with.

oh ... wait

Not Afraid

12-13-2006 08:18 PM

Well, I HAVE slept with both gay and straight men and, unless their penises got bigger after they "turned", there isn't a corolation.

Not Afraid

12-13-2006 08:32 PM

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Originally Posted by Not Afraid (Post 109437)

Well, I HAVE slept with both gay and straight men and, unless their penises got bigger after they "turned", there isn't a corolation.

Damn daial up, I can't edit.

EDIT: Now THERE'S a penis enlargement ploy I would like to see in my in-box. Come out of the closet and become 50% larger!

Alex	12-13-2006 09:29 PM

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Originally Posted by Not Afraid (Post 109421)

Hmmmm, Tofu is soy and, we all know what faggots those Japanese are.

As near as I can tell it means:

1) Japanese have small dicks.
2) Half of all Japanese are so "feminized" by all the soy that they appear to us Westerners to actually be women.
3) Therefore Japan is 100% homosexual with a small percentage of male appearing homosexuals preferring other male looking homosexuals and some female looking male homosexuals preferring preferring other female looking male homosexuals.

Damn, pseudoscience is hard on the brain.

tracilicious

12-14-2006 01:09 AM

Lol, I love the soy debate.

The Asian nation soy comparison isn't really very accurate. The Japanese eat tofu or soybeans, not the same concentrated soy products we have here. Nearly everything packaged in america has soy in it, and our breastfeeding rates are among the lowest in the entire world (thus more babies on soy formula), so comparitively, our soy intake is extremely high compared to most countries.

I'm going to weigh in officially as any packaged foods are bad for you, soy or not. All whole foods in moderation. Tofu and edamame are whole foods, boca burgers, not so much. And all veggies contain phytoestrogens.

TheatreTech

12-14-2006 07:19 AM

Gasp! I was raised on soy formula and currently only drink soy milk!

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Originally Posted by wendybeth (Post 109426)

So, is soy responsible for all those 'manboobs' out there as well?

I guess I'm consuming the non-manboob-forming variety of soy.

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