Cause of male faggotry discovered!

SzczerbiakManiac · 12-13-2006, 02:05 PM

Well, not really.

But Jim Rutz seems to think it's soy! Here's some of what he has to say:

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There's a slow poison out there that's severely damaging our children and threatening to tear apart our culture. The ironic part is, it's a "health food," one of our most popular.
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Soy is feminizing, and commonly leads to a decrease in the size of the penis, sexual confusion and homosexuality. That's why most of the medical (not socio-spiritual) blame for today's rise in homosexuality must fall upon the rise in soy formula and other soy products. (Most babies are bottle-fed during some part of their infancy, and one-fourth of them are getting soy milk!) Homosexuals often argue that their homosexuality is inborn because "I can't remember a time when I wasn't homosexual." No, homosexuality is always deviant. But now many of them can truthfully say that they can't remember a time when excess estrogen wasn't influencing them.

Now here's some of what Christopher Mims from Scientific American has to say about this topic:

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Soy contains phytoestrogens. <snip> Phytoestrogens are estrogen mimics. BUT--get this--they are actually less effective than regular estrogens when they hit estrogen receptors on your cells. That's right--these substances, far from juicing you up with lady-hormones, might actually block the effects of estrogen, which as we all know is a good and important thing if you're a man, since John Wayne is dead and it's on us to pick up the slack. (Riiiight.)

So assuming ~~Putz~~ Rutz is correct in his theory, why isn't this excess of estrogen producing Superhetero© females?

Motorboat Cruiser · 12-13-2006, 02:13 PM

Yes, heard this earlier today. Outstanding research, that is. Sure explains the rampant homosexuality in countries where soy plays a more significant part of their diet.

Funny, I don't recall having ANY soy in my diet as a child.

Bornieo: Fully Loaded · 12-13-2006, 03:21 PM

OMG! All I had was SOY as a child! Help me! Somebody! Call a doctor!!!!! HEEEELLLPPP! The faggotry is getting me!!
Should I tuck and roll?
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Eliza Hodgkins 1812 · 12-13-2006, 03:36 PM

Really, I thought Bea Arthur was responsible for rampant homosexuality.

Motorboat Cruiser · 12-13-2006, 03:45 PM

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Originally Posted by Eliza Hodgkins 1812

Really, I thought Bea Arthur was responsible for rampant homosexuality.

Hmm, now, as it turns out, I did watch me some "Maude" when I was little...

SacTown Chronic · 12-13-2006, 03:56 PM

Another theory

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Abstract The relation between sexual orientation andpenile dimensions in a large sample of men was studied.Subjects were 5122 men interviewed by the Kinsey Institute for Research in Sex, Gender, and Reproduction from 1938 to 1963. They were dichotomously classified as either homosexual (n = 935) orheterosexual (n = 4187). Penile dimensions were assessedusing five measures of penile length and circumferencefrom Kinsey's original protocol. On all five measures, homosexual men reported larger penises than did heterosexual men. Explanations for these differencesare discussed, including the possibility that these findings provide additional evidence thatvariations in prenatal hormonal levels (or otherbiological mechanisms affecting reproductive structures)affect sexual orientation development.

Bornieo: Fully Loaded · 12-13-2006, 04:52 PM

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On all five measures, homosexual men reported larger penises than did heterosexual men.

Waiting for Kevy... not gonna touch it.... waiting...

SzczerbiakManiac · 12-13-2006, 04:59 PM

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Originally Posted by Bornieo: Fully Loaded

Waiting for Kevy... not gonna touch it.... waiting...

Ghoulish Delight · 12-13-2006, 04:59 PM

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On all five measures, homosexual men reported larger penises than did heterosexual men.

Wow, I owe Nirvanaman an apology. Turns out I AM the gayest straight man on the board.

Not Afraid · 12-13-2006, 05:07 PM

Hmmmm, Tofu is soy and, we all know what faggots those Japanese are.

Do people actually buy this BS?

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slow poison out there that's severely damaging our children and threatening to tear apart our culture. The ironic part is, it's a "health food,"

First of all, soy is not a "health food" but a mainstay in several major world diets. Secondly, may I suggest it isn't the "health food" that is poisioning and tearing apart our culture, but the narrow-minded simpletons that may be causing the problem.

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