Hear hear. If they are both real estate agents- well, last time I checked, that's a time- consuming profession, would you say there, Goonie?

True, but that's why the Chinese system is best. No child has to share their parents' affections.

Beyond simple bigotry and an urge to point and laugh is there any evidence that any of these children are being maltreated? (I'd say yes, since they are being raised with religion but I'm generally alone in considering that a form of child abuse.)

On my paternal side my grandparents are two of a total of 25 children. There's nothing inherently lacking in it and they both grew up in perfectly loving and supportive families.

Alex: in all things, moderation. Having only one child, IMHO, is almost as bad for the child as having 10.

I think 2-6 children is probably the range that best balances the benefits of having siblings with the benefits of having the attention of their parents. Of course there is no one-size-fits-all answer to family size. But I think we're all capable of recognizing that in every bell curve there are extremes which are, well, extreme.

Oh never mind.

Feh, don't mind me Alex, I'm not in top debating form tonight. I can barely pay attention to anything long enough to write a coherent post, let alone engage you in intelligent discussion.

I think I'll go have some cookies & milk and play Super Mario Bros. instead...

You are not alone. But yeah, we probably are.

You're not completely alone. ;)

However, I don't mind if religions are introduced to a child, but they should also be encouraged and taught to follow their own thoughts and beliefs, first and foremost. (i.e. I don't think children should be told to pray to make things happen. I think they should be told to find strength within themselves to make things happen. And, if that strength comes from an imaginary friend, then that's fine - it's what they want to believe, rather than being told to believe.)

Worker takes bath in Burger King sink and then posts it online.

:rolleyes:

WTF was going on with his hair?!?

Nut Trouble

ohHHHhhh....that kind of nut

makes perfect sense now
:rolleyes:

Sometimes you feel like a nut...

Why do people do these things to themselves?

Mystery solved. Too bad no one told him it's not about length....though I do wonder how big the nut was.

Oh, I read his reason for doing it. I was just wondering aloud why people do stupid things to their bodies in general.

The Next 9 Children's Characters That Should Come Out of the Closet

http://www.cracked.com/article_15668...ut-closet.html

Man Tries to Amputate His Own Arm

Finally answering the old joke question about "why do the doors at Denny's have locks?"

Airman from WWII found dangling in tree in New Guinea.

They suspect he was trapped in his parachute... he's now trapped in moss.

That's not so odd. Just the day before yesterday I saw an Airman from WWII shaking hands with Cindy McCain.

I was going to say something witty here but it kept coming off stupid. Thanks for the laugh Alex.

Was he dead too?

Actually, I was surprised at how gimpy he was and that he was shorter than someone he was shaking hands with who didn't seem that tall.

First time I've seen George HW Bush look like a really old man (which, of course, he is).

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/26559643/&GT1=43001

Heh. At what point do you realize this is a problem and put a sign in your front yard warning people that the parrot makes human sounding cries?

Hmm, the perfect crime. Train a bird to do this a few times, get the neighborhood used to it and the police sick of coming out, pop a sign in the front yard...then let the fun begin!

Actually, that thought had occurred to me... something along the lines of those people who keep other people prisoner for decades.

More of a link then a news story and totally NSFW! You should be intrigued but forwarned - I give you the Hooter Shooter.

Yuck.

Gallagher hurt after stage attack

Sadly, not the one you were thinking of.

I might not have been the one I was thinking of, but it couldn't have happened to a nicer fellow.

I've still got my money on a Liam/Noel murder suicide.

Never heard of either the band or the person so definitely not the one I was thinking of.

So when you said it was one I wasn't thinking of I picked Peter Gallagher title holder in the category "Creepiest Lips in Hollywood (Non Jolie)."

Damn. I was thinking, "Sledge-o-Matic Strikes Back!" :(

Interestingly, even if had been the one you were thinking of, it still mightn't have been the one you were thinking of. His younger brother, who looks almost identical too him, the lucky guy, stole his act and toured. Though the younger brother lost in court over it, so theoretically he's no longer doing so.

These guys are so not bacon:

Burglars Wake Men with Spice Rub.

That was so starnge and odd - and I just had to laugh! Rubbed with spices and smacked with a sausage!

So, the money was recovered, but what about the sausage? Were they able to link it to the thief? Will they still be grinding away for evidence in the coming months?

Dude, Fresno is fuuuucked uuuuup.

Yes it is!

Life Endangering or Life Preserving?
 

A Big Mac a day since 1972 prolong life? Or is it just cause he's from Wisconsin, 3984?

I think if it were me, and if I'd had that kind of obesssion, I would have died in 1977.

A Big Mac a Day Keeps the Doctor Away?

I would have wanted to die by 1973

its making me want to recycle my last 5 meals just imagining it.

American Airlines loses corpse

Penis Size Massacre
Penis Pokey gone horribly wrong? :eek:

Drunk Man Has Sex With Car

Article features wonderful picture, in flagrante delicto.

In the picture, it looks like he is still wearing his skivvies.

Soy is making kids 'gay'

I can't make this stuff up!

Despite the flame bating headline and irresponsable jounalisim in the article, there is some truth to idea that soy has some down sides health wise. Here is a more balanced article on the subject.

Miso is fine but avoid tofu? Isn't miso soup MADE WITH tofu?

Miso is not tofu, it actually pre-dates it by a good bit. However it is certainly the norm (at least here in the US) to find cubes of tofu in miso soup.

Miso is not tofu but it is certainly (in almost every place you're going to find it) soy. However, it is fermented soy so would be ok (per the quote article above) for the same reason soy sauce is ok.

I don't really by into most of the soy hysteria you can find out there. I do have problems with it being used as a protein replacement in so much processed food but that stems from the same reasons I have a problem with corn becoming the primary source of carbohydrates. Both soy and corn have become methods of turning oil into food.

I buy that, Alex. Our food manufacturing industry is a major player IMHO, in the nation's obesity epidemic. Our food in this country is crap, quality wise.

World Net Daily is crap.

The video is especially hysterical.
Someone even dubbed music over it. :snap:

Actor Beats Cat to Death

:(

I hope this destroys his career. They should lock him in with Michael Vick.

That's terrible. The poor cat. :(

It's almost bad enough he was associated with Sex In The City.

What a jerk.

Breast Art

My friend found this ad on our local Craiglist which leads to the above link. I guess if people can paint with their hands and feet, why not?

http://www.wnbc.com/news/17539627/detail.html

PETA Urges Ben & Jerry's To Use Human Milk

This time around I've decided to be strongly opposed to the idea.

Um, how exactly was he smoking those cigarettes?

Rectum? Damn Near Killed 'em.

Got Milk?

Here's an illustration to go with the ASU Milk story-

Ya know, I clicked on the first one, and I would normally click the second even if there's a warning saying "not for the squeamish"





But not if that warning comes from CoasterMatt.

That made me feel all warm and, something. :)

ew

Exactly how fcuking drunk was he? I would have to be on a weeklong bender of Jaagermeister snot-slinging drunkenness...and even then I imagine I would feel a sharp spike in my rectum. :eek:

At least they weren't Dodger Dogs.

Go in for a C-section - and come out with no arms and no legs! WTF! Even better (or rather worse) is that they won't tell her why because it invades another patients rights.

I guess that shows that getting more than you paid for is not always a good thing.

yeah....barring a few more colorful epithets, that woulda been my reaction.

Pony-size pig holds woman captive, sent to stud
Hog made 'aggressive demands' to be fed, headbutted her door
Whole Hog Story.

Maybe I should cross-post this in the Bacon thread.

Get the to a piggery.

I was not aware the word existed, but piggery is a mighty fine word.

And in a related story, an Australian man, expecting a reciprocal punishment, terrorized a sow for ten days.

Wouldn't that be butt, wow? :)

Naked Clown Calendars - there's a Christmas/Hannukah gift there, for some sick freak.

the two are now registered at macy's and home depot

Other than the scary-ass clown thing, the guy in the 2nd picture has a pretty hot body. :D

Definitely not a gift for BTD.

Exploding Custard Disaster
I bet the road looked like the floor of a porno theater...

Hookers to Get BJ's In A Mall - Might be a bad choice of headlines :)

Man hugs police officer, gets arrested

Exploding custard truck sends driver running

Woman Wearing Cow Suit Charged With Disorderly Conduct

Or, was it disudderly conduct? ;)

I should write these damn headlines.

That was udderly ridiculous.

You know me. I'll milk it for all it's worth. ;)

This looks oddly familiar ;)

What do you suppose the chances of that are? Two custard trucks exploding in the same day.

I can't look at this picture and JWBear's sig line under it without thinking that it is a quote from the woman in the picture.

Oops... Sorry.

For KB:

Hookers to get BJ's in a mall

Well, that is a very unfortunate headline!

This seems appropriate for the month of October:

Coffin elevator kills funeral home worker:
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/26978142/

Ever feel like the weather always seems the worst on weekends?

You may be right! According to a German study that compiled 15 years of weather data, Saturdays have the most rain, Sundays are the cloudiest, and Wednesdays are the warmest.

Stupidly they are claiming a causal effect from work week traffic (a week's worth of traffic allows particulate matter to accumulate in the atmosphere and encourage condensation/clouds/precipitation). It's a good hypothesis, but certainly not supported by study.

link

I thought the robber was clever in using decoys near the bank but why get away in an innertube?!

:cool:

Unless he posted the ad from an easily traceable computer (that pins the post to the individual), I gotta say that it was a smart tactic. I can't of course condone what he did, but he does get points for creativity.

$1.75 eBay bid gets abandoned Michigan home

The Whole Story

The part that I don't understand is how the WINNING bid was only $1.75 if there were EIGHT people bidding on this.

oy....looking at the house, I suppose she could recoup her cost in firewood by knocking the place to the ground....with her fist

and knowing ebay, it was for the house only...and she now has 72 hours to get it off the land underneath it.

I wonder if she is going to finance with an option ARM. If she plays her cards right within a couple years she could end up owing $5.

I demand any Australians present explain this behavior! I will have to demand that American zoos bar admission to Australian children.

7-year-old boy goes on killing spree at local reptile zoo.

I don't see the problem. He was perfectly within his rights. No crime was committed, no laws broken.

How old is Bindi? Perhaps she can go beat this kid to death.

Unfortunately, Bindi turned ten (according to Wikipedia) this past June 24.

Her younger brother, however, is five.

Being Steve Irwin's kid, I suspect he can take the little ****. :D



I hope the zoo does sue the family for damages. Maybe the parents will take a little freakin' responsibility for their kids.

I was sickened by that story and the fact that they won't do anything to the child because he was too young!
It said on the news he killed a crocodile, how the hell did he manage to do that?! This kid needs serious help or something!

Managers will be thinking twice about putting a play on against this guy with a runner on base...

Mets Pitcher Ambiorix Burgos Allegedly Kills Two People in a Hit and Run









For those that don't follow baseball, a "hit and run" also happens to be a term used to describe strategy play in baseball.

punishment is not the most important thing for the Aussie kid. he needs serious....SERIOUS mental and emotional help, lest he become another Dahmer...who also started out killing animals before graduating to...the next level as it were.

sumthin's seriously effed up in that ones wiring

And it apparently runs in the family as his older brother was involved in attacking the croc a few years ago too apparently.

Eating animals?

UGH! What the fvck!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

That was the worst story I've read in a long time. Those poor animals!

It makes me ill. I can say no more.

Cat grows wings.



Animal Oddities
This male cat in China's Shanxi province has two wings on his back. The wings started as bumps and then grew into two 10-centimeter-long wings.
(CNImaging/newscom.com)

This is Tiddles . . .

I meet your winged cat and raise you a 4 eared cat.

WTH?

I think that might be the coolest thing I have ever seen. I want a winged feline. How excellent would it be if he could fly, too?

Yeah - on the one hand. On the other there's those moments I think of birds pooping on the car and what that might be like with a flying kitteh.

I can't look at that winged cat and see anything other than giant, "well cultivated", hair mats!

Yeah, that is what I was thinking. Any evidence that there is anything other than hair there?

There appears to be a human hand there as well

I was going to write a witty rejoinder, but on reading the article, I'm too disgusted to.

I'd love to know what the parents are like... If they're actually decent parents, and the kid just snuck out to do this without them knowing, then I hope they force him to do volunteer work there shovelling sh|t every weekend until he's 40 (and no Playstation, Wii, or Bacon)

They said they can't do anything because of his age. Bull pucky if you ask me. They could send him to counsiling before he starts doing that kind of thing to humans. Next hell be beating babies and throwing them in to the crock. He is a mental case.

Doesn't that fall under "cruel and unusual" punishment?

I hear the man's wife is a real fox!

Nepal curses kid with life of a living diety: http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/27065016/

(poor girl!)

How sad. They isolate her and "worship" her until she hits puberty then they're done with her. No education and will probably never marry. What an effed up thing do to to a little girl... and what an "honor". ?

Yeah, pretty screwed up. Imagine what that does to her psyche too, going from worshipped to rejected.

So, she would feel like the average American teenager?

What would you know about the average American teenage girl?


(Wait.... No, don't answer that. I don't want to know....)

Wow, that (my post above) didn't come out correctly...

:blush:

Remeber the lady who was stuck to the toliet?! Well her boyfriend won the lottery, it sounds like twice literally. It doesn't mention her in the article, I just thought it was an interesting aside http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/27073475/from/ET/

Blonde sues L'Oreal over brown dye
Woman says dye ruined her hair, but judge gives her the brush-offThe colorful story.

So the blonde can't read the side of a box and sues L'Oreal for her stupidity?! Why can't she go back to blonde, can't you just let it grow out? This question is from a lady who has dyed her hair twice, so I really don't know but just assumed it would disapate after many washings.

A little too late to help GusGus I think, but good to know anyway:

Honey may be best treatment for burns.

A blonde was really tired of being made fun of, so she decided to dye her hair brunette.

As a brunette, she decided to take a drive in the country.

After she had been driving for a while, she saw a farmer and a flock of sheep and thought,

"Oh! Those sheep are so adorable!"
She got out and walked over to the farmer and said,
"If I can guess how many sheep you have, can I take one home?"
The farmer, being a bit of a gambler himself, said she could have a try.

The blonde looked at the flock and guessed, "157."

The farmer was amazed - she was right! So the blonde, (who looked like a brunette), picked one out and got back into her car.

Before she left, farmer walked up to her and said.

"If I can guess the real color of your hair, can I have my dog back?"

So, this blonde called her brunette friend. "I'm so upset", she sobbed.
"What's wrong", asked the brunette.
"I've been trying to put together this jigsaw puzzle of a rooster for weeks! None of the pieces fit together! Can you come over and help?"
"I'll come by this evening", replied the friend.

That evening, the brunette walked into the blonde's kitchen, took one look pieces spread across the table, and told the blond, "Honey, put the corn flakes back in the box."

what goes "blonde, brunette, blonde, brunette, blonde, brunette,"?




:rolleyes:



yeah, ok, its the only one I could think of

Why are all blonde jokes one-liners?

A blonde needs to earn some extra money. So she decides to hire herself out for odd jobs around the neighborhood. The first door she knocks on is answered by a guy who takes one look and says "sure, I need someone to paint my porch. When can you start?" The blonds says "Right away." The guy's wife says "what are you, nuts? You're going to let HER paint the porch?" "Don't be so negative" he says to his wife. "You're buying into the blonde stereotype. She seems like a nice kid and she's willing to work"

So the guy tells the girl there's paint and brushes in the garage and the blonde gets to work.

She knocks on the door later that afternoon. "All finished!"

"That's great! And so fast! How much do I owe you?"

"Fifty dollars"

The man hands her fifty, and another fifty on top of that. "Wow, thanks!" says the blonde.

"You're welcome. I'll be happy to have you work for me again if you'd like to come back."

"Sure, I'd love to. But I think you should know something. It's not a porch. It's a Lexus."

This is a good sort of WTF story- I think this guy rocks:Sheriff refuses to evict people


I'm not sure what the answer is in this situation, but since most of the banks are just letting the homes deteriorate I can't see where it hurts them any. They need to work out a deal with tenants that ensures the property is continued to be cared for and allows tenants time to get up the funds to move. Anyway, it's nice to see some compassion in action.

Next time I burn myself in the wild, I'll go knock down a beehive.

This is one frisky moose...

yeah, just what Id want to go with my burns, a thousand bee stings

___
probably ancient or outright false, but eh....I laughed
:D

Love your headline!

Dude, isn't this the kind of crap Jesus got pissed about in the first place?

Huh. Religion, so full of the love they neighbor and all that, certainly makes people crazy at times. If only they'd practice what they preach - literally.

Lawyer attempts to convince jury that rape victim can't possibly have suffered terribly from her rape because her Facebook page has pictures of her "laughing and smiling at a fancy dress party in the years since the rape."

Yes, because people who have been raped can't possibly smile, ever, ever, again. Link.

Reminds me of the story were a woman who was being raped and insisted that robber put on a condom. Because of this, the defense said that the sex was consensual.

I will keep looking for a link to that story.

yeah, I remember that story....it didnt work.

Scientists say stick bug is world's longest insect

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20081017/..._very_long_bug

You're welcome...

They spelt Bornieo wrong

THAT'S a big burger

The f*ckers...

http://www.nzherald.co.nz/nz/news/ar...538053&ref=rss

So - did he put the mouse in her cleavage or was it just hanging out there when he spotted it and grabbed it? And was this a stranger or someone he knew? WTF?

Would have been better if they'd added a pound of bacon, too.

How many "movements" did he take during those four+ hours? Cause I just don't see any way his digestive system could hold all that mass. He's not a big guy.

He is kinda cute though.

Yes, one does need to take special actions to handle that much meat.

I would venture a guess that it was probably her pet.

I have no words
 

this is sickening. :(

I hope Bobo does survive. It's a crazy world, I know people have many stresses in life, but I simply cannot ever understand cruelty to animals, period.

Unbelievable story not for the faint of heart

What's really sickening is that the perp will get next to nothing if convicted of animal cruelty. Disgusting. Poor puppy.:(

I did not, and will not, click on the link. I just cannot read about animal cruelty. I can't watch even the commercials on Animal Planet for "Animal Cops." Even KNOWING that the story exists turns my stomach.

Something about this topic just triggers something inside.

I had the same reaction, Kevy. The moment someone said puppy my heart lurched.

Thank you for the warning. I will not be clicking on that link. Animal cruelty and/or pain disturbs me on a level that is too much to bear.

a good choice. its not a happy joy joy story.

Pro-Life' Pharmacy Declines to Stock Contraceptives

The more I think about it the more I start to like the idea of moving all the religious right extremists into the deep south, and then building a huge wall around them. They'll either form their own theocratic dictatership, or kill each other off. Either way, not our problem anymore.

I wonder if that goes for condoms too, since ya know, every sperm is sacred... :rolleyes:

Yet, BCPs are also prescribed to women to regulate periods, etc. Oh, such blasphemy! :rolleyes:

I would totally support that! :snap:

Yes, I really wish they'd partition themselves off. But, I'd still want to be able to watch them fight over "my Jesus is better than your Jesus" between the different sects.

Because I need something besides stories that keep pissing me off:

'Dinosaur dance floor' unearthed in Arizona
Multitude of beastly tracks likely belonged to at least four different species
The whole story

Datsa a bigga print:

I just noticed that I spelled "dictatorship" wrong in my above post. It just glares out at me.... It makes my cheese sad. :(

I just assumed you were speaking of an authoritarian government for potatoes.

I don't mind if the couples believe that for themselves, and choose to do what they believe is right within their sexual relationship. My problem is when they force that belief on other people.

They sprinkled holy water on the pharmacy? Can I just say that this pope makes me want to gag?

Holy water makes the best gin and tonics. :cool:

JW Bear said

Pity they lost the civil war then, eh?

But where would this put our dear BDBopper?

He's totally not extremist. We'll move him to California. ;)

I just thought... What do we do with Utah?

I know you guys will say you are kidding, but as my great-grandparents spent their time in the shtetl ostracized from "normal" society, I don't find this joke funny in the least. In fact, it think it's pretty offensive to anyone who values freedom and diversity.

Can we just cut it out like a jigsaw piece and drop it off the coast of Florida?

Hey! Lagoon is in Utah, and so is S&S Power...

And some really cool person from the LoT, too.

http://www.peta.org/Sea_Kittens/index.asp#

discuss

WTF?

hence it's inclusion in this thread. I'm trying to decide between loopy, or sheer genius.

6th man on the moon claims aliens have visited earth and the government's been covering it up.

How is that possible? I thought the moon walks were all faked.

I won't click on anything PETA

Miss Louisiana Teen USA loses crown after pot bust
Lindsey Evans skipped restaurant tab; marijuana was found in her purse

The stoned story.

A couple of pictures

Meet the latest portable X-Ray machine...



Booyah! Take that duct tape.

That is so freakin' cool.

So let me be the first to ask: why were they peeling off scotch tape in a vacuum chamber? And what made them think to measure x-rays while doing it?

In the story they say that 50 years ago Russian scientists got similar result. But why they were doing it is a mystery ;)

Actually, the concept that electrons jump around when you pull the adhesive from the roll does make sense. If you're thinking about electron changes all day I guess you'd look at a roll of tape differently.

If I had a vacuum chamber laying around I could totally see myself going, hmmmm...lets put *this* in there and see what happens. Kinda like sticking various items in a microwave. Not that I'd know anything about that. :D

I do the same thing. For example, I was curious if the rumour about putting a poodle in a microwave to dry had any validity to it. Let's just say that I don't suggest trying it yourself - it really pissed off the poodle.

Remind me to bring bananas to the next black-lit party: http://www.livescience.com/strangene...e-bananas.html

Scotch tape emits x-rays... WHO STUDIES THIS STUFF?

Another instance of "read before posting" :)

In case you don't what she is talking about, from a few posts above

Yup, the one good thing about being on the East Coast. We get our news three hours before you. :D

Woman arrested for killing virtual husband.

wow............probably better that she DOESNT have a life.

THAT is the best article EVER!!!

Swedish hockey game delayed by sex-toy shower

And yes, there's video (the best, and most NSFW, bit is at about 4:45 in).

In the comments section below the video was this remark (unedited):

Perhaps english is not his first language?

Or spelling is his worst subject in school......

WTF is this beverage?
And why am I strangely excited about drinking it....

I wonder if that's bottled by Faygo.

what the 773H????????
"wrong on soo many levels" just doesnt seem sufficient

If they have it on draft, that would have to be one hell of a tap.

Is it an alchoholic drink? If so, maybe it's a warning to women of what will happen if they drink too much...

If that is the case, then it truly is an evil product.

After a little more research, I found a short YouTube clip and this page on the English version of the manufacturer's web site featuring this tadpolian logo:

Sadly, www.popsy.de is all German.

From the site:

I wonder if it's too late to get some delivered to SoCal for a celebration party if when Prop-8 Fails.

It's the cheeky cream liquor with a spermy lable that says "I'm coming".

This would be a great gag gift for a bachlorette party!

Can't the South just let this go already?
 

Civil War-style CSI: Who shot the re-enactor?
Man portraying Union soldier injured; Confederate actor to blame?
The whole shebang.

Town spends $250,000 on Prostitution.

That seems like a lot of money just to watch.

I agree, what with all the free porn one can find on the internet.

and $250,000 will buy an awful lot of free porn.

It will buy a lot of non-free porn!

There's free porn on the internet?

That's an urban myth.

No really. It's true. You just have to know where to look. :evil: Not that I would know or anything.

www.xtube.com

and

www.pornhub.com

Don't ask how I knew about those. ;)

I prefer pix over movies. Or, er um, I WOULD prefer pix over movies if I were into that sort of filth.

IF I were into porn, I MIGHT try using Google Search, using the Image option and making sure that the Safe Search option was turned off. I would guess that just about any search word one threw in would provide results*.

Not that I condone that kind of abhorrent behavior.


* Testing this (previously untried) theory, I came across this site. In case it isn't obvious from the rest of this post, this link is NSFW.

Mmmm, mmmm, diaper chorrizo

Well, for goodness sake, can't you get chorizo in South Texas? Why on earth would you need to smuggle it in, it's not like chorizo is bacon.

Too good to let not get quoted.

Don't forget Youporn.com

Although after awhile, it all seems to repeat. Or so I've been told.

That's just wrong.

High School Musical 3: Sexual Education

I wonder how long it took them to realize it wasn't HSM3? I mean, why would this one be in theaters intead of cable if it wasn't going to be just a wee bit more risque?? ;)

My favorite quote from that article-
I get the distinct image in my head of a scene from the movie "Tombstone", when the cowboys come riding at full gallup through the town, and a woman picks up her child and runs out of the way.

Hilarious!

Link

Why is sex vulgar again? I keep forgetting.

Cuz I'm not getting enough of it.

'Cause Baby Jesus cries every time you have an orgasm.

Sounds more like real high school life to me! ;)

Animal's being naughty.

Faulty Qantas jet tails rival across Pacific Ocean
Airliner follows Air New Zealand flight after weather radar malfunctions
The Whole Story.

Mind if I hitch a ride?

You ever get the feeling you're being followed?

I used to feel that way, so I decided to become a stalker. That solved the problem for me.

Joe the Plumber hires a publicist.

Joe better cash in as quickly as possible, because I'm thinking after Tuesday demand might just drop off a bit...

Bowler dies moments after first perfect game
62-year-old Michigan man collapses as he's congratulated by teammates
The story

"My life is complete. I think I shall die now."

OMG - I was posting that at the same time as you, Kevy.

Jinx :p

Couple charged with stealing steaks, chicken wings

These is my kinds of people! "Honey, the warshin' machine is almost out of steak, couldja run down to the Save-A-Buck and grab a couple? Oh, and leave your purse here. Nom nom nom."

Outrage over 'chastity belt' lingerie fitted with GPS tracking system

The whole story (semi-NSFW as it does show a girl in lingerie)

I really don't understand what the purpose of this would be, but it is an amusing topic.

Screw that, I want GPS enabled car/house keys :)

Please God, just kill me now (and keep away the nutbars who will actually shell out $20 for his book). :rolleyes:

Runaway teen compacted by recycling truck
Boy's escape bid from boot camp ends in Wis. hospital after ordeal

Actually, I prefer the headline that showed in my news banner:
"Teen Survives Recycling Truck Compacting:

The rest of the story.

ok, thats just hilarious

JW that was one they'll never live down! I find it funny as heck but I'm sure the townspeople don't!!

Whew! I can now sleep better at night. Our friend Joe the Plumber is going to flush out corruption among our elected officials. The same Joe who is an unlicensed plumber and does not pay his taxes. Really. You can't make this s*it up. A "Freedom" membership on his website is only $14.95/yr and comes with one free plunging.


(ok, I made that last little bit up)

13-year old girl gets raped by 3 men, so she gets STONED TO DEATH for adultery
http://cnnwire.blogs.cnn.com/2008/11...th-in-somalia/

And people rebuke me when I say Islam is the most fücked-up religion on Earth.

I dunno, radical religiosos of all ilks are pretty fvcked up IMO.

Islam didn't do this, fvcked up people did this. Islam, like any religion, can be perverted by sick, hatefull people.

I was just headed here to post the same link, only in a different thread.

What I don't get is that other people watched. 1,000 people watched this happen. Were they forced to go? Or did they just have a sick fascination with watching someone else be killed? I just don't have any words for a culture that considers the public, drawn-out execution of a child victim of a brutal attack to be a spectator sport.

Show me please, any Muslim official that condemns this act. Just one will suffice.

Nevermind that the child was 13 and shouldn't have been married in the first place.

And not a thing was done to the men that were accused - per the article. One has to wonder - nothing? As in - they didn't even ask them about it or consider they might be a danger to other people?

Here's a contender for best headline of the year-
Swedish hockey fans delay match with dildo downpour

Full (NSFW) Story here

I believe that somewhere (possibly in this thread), there was a similar story posted here on LoT. It was a different incident, but I am fairly certain that it was directed at the same person.

Poor guy

and

Story here.

Okay, I know this is a serious story. But the headline has me rather discombobulated

Monks brawl at Christian holy site in Jerusalem
Israeli police cuff men next to Jesus' tomb in Church of the Holy Sepulcher

The Holy story.

Husbands coffin kills widow; http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/27666284/?gt1=43001

Yeah. I know somebody died, but damn that is really funny!

Monkey at Israeli Zoo Walks on Two Legs After Severe Illness

I wonder if he did it out of spite? ;)

Evolution in action?

Or maybe we're just all brain damaged monkeys. :p

Naked Japanese major nabbed with women's underwear




I wonder why he decided to leave his shoes on.

Here's a horrifying headline-

Penis Surgery **** Up

Thankfully, the article (which has a pretty gruesome description) doesn't have any photos of the injury.

But they do have a photo of the guy, with a caption "not happy"

Man, if I had a nickle for every time this happened to me...

Haha... the irony of it being the Royal Darwin Hospital

Fleeing cops? Don't give them your ID first
Driver charged after handing over license at checkpoint and speeding away

DOH!

New golf club improves flow of the game - it's a urinal


Ummmmmm, no, I'll hold it thanks.

I wouldn't be happy either if the whole world now knew I had genital warts.

Do you?

Thankfully, no.

Nor, thankfully, do I have a penis...a grossly mishandled one at that. :D

I don't know if you can be trusted. I think we will need photographic evidence.

:D

:D

I just knew it was gonna be the gas mask-vagina clown before I opened the spoiler!

I actually ended up reading THIS thread before the original vagi-clown pic.

here I was thinkin "wow, this bewitched chic is just a little off center (if you catch my drift)"

turns out it was Kevy.
seems almost normal now.

:p

I want to party like and Aussie!

I'm all class, baby! :p

Checking expedia......now.

Is it just me or are the phrasing and location suggestive? :p

The White Cockatoo is a bird. Get your mind out of the gutter.

Goodness, I can't imagine a man planning a hedonist orgy retreat EVER saying anything that can be construed as sexual.

That's kinda what I thought.




:D

there was never a flicker of doubt in my mind :snap:

I wasn't sure if this post fit better in this thread or in the Vent thread. Feel free to move if appropriate.

We (the help desk I work at) just received this e-mail request:Is that like Microsoft Apple computer?
Or the Ford Cadillac car?
Or the Coca Pepsi Cola beverage?
Or Sacramento, New York?
:rolleyes:


or Hollywood, Florida? ;)

Please, if we are going to have admins running around putting posts where they actually belong..... We better hire some full time admins.

Oh, I guess that's a rant also. If you move Sczc's you can move this along with it.

Maybe they wanted you to look at Windows Media in "QuickTime", as in "Double Time, Look Sharp!" ;)

Quick Time HARCH! (I love quick time harch...)

Public Madeline Kahn Mojo (since I can't give the regular kind)

Yes - that's Bush in there.

While it is funny that Bush is showing the shocker, it is even funnier if (as I just read elsewhere) that is the official hand gesture of Arizona State University (it is supposed to be the pitchfork of their mascot sun devil).

Just proves that Arizonianers are all perverts.

I have learned many things from that photo and the resulting research about it. It sure doesn't look like a pitchfork though.

What am I missing?

How long do you have?

Don't tell me you don't know about the shocker!

I did not (honestly). I lead such a sheltered, pure existence that I normally do not encounter such filth.

What is the genesis of that? Was it featured on a show or movie? Or is it just "one of those things?"

I would like to research the origins, but I am not about do so from work.

If you haven't encountered it yet, add to your searches the phrase "two in the pink, one in the stink" or "two for you, one for poo."

Obviously not the origin (I don't think) but the gesture gained some additional notoriety a few years ago when it was discovered that a high school yearbook committee had peppered that years edition with photos of people making the gesture. There was somehow outrage when it was explained to the adults in the area.

I had heard the first phrase you mention, but I otherwise feel so unenlightened!

Here's a Disneyfied variant...

Peaches also did a song - "Rock The Shocker"

Huh. I never thought to give it a name. Oh well you learn something new every day.

I wonder what they call.....

I personally call it the "Don't you ****ing dare."

Add me to the apparently sheltered-- and I can see why Alex wasn't going to Google it at work.

To clarify:

Apparently "the shocker" has the middle and ring finger together...not to be confused with the ASU "pitchfork" (which has the middle and index finger separated, like a "peace" sign).


I can just hear the WH photog...

"Okay, everyone spread your middle and index finger far apart..."

Inmate escapes German jail in box
A manhunt is under way in western Germany for a convicted drug dealer who escaped by mailing himself out of jail.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/europe/7730018.stm

It's is always too late when you realize you forgot to write down the tracking number.

Wash your hands! and cook your meat! :eek:

Egads, Betty! That's gross!

ewww!

I really don't wanna look...but I'm not sure I can help myself. :rolleyes:

Man Caught with Penis in Pasta Jar

http://www.theherald.com.au/news/loc...r/1363831.aspx

Best quote of the story...

I nominate this as the most what-the-fückiest thing I have ever seen (probably NSFW)
Natural Harvest - A Collection of Semen-Based Recipes

Probably not safe for work? Where in the hell do you work? With Kevy?

I'm not even gonna click that link.

So, considering that a challenge ... i clicked, and it's completely safe for work. No images, just um, text, about the bizarre subject matter (and yes coming from someone who occassionally has the opportunity to .... well, ya know :p )

So, considering that a challenge ... i clicked, and it's completely safe for work. No images, just um, text, about the bizarre subject matter (and yes, that judgment coming from someone who occassionally has the opportunity to .... well, ya know ;) )

Whoa... deja vous.

Loved the comments. I wonder if there are any placenta recipes there.

I'm kicking around a dystopic reality sci-fi story where the twist is that semen burns better than oil--resulting in immediate redeployment of our armed forces from the middle east.

I'm cringing and laughing at the same time. The comments are priceless though. However, my lunch is now done. Rather lost my appetite.

Let's me honest here - it's not exactly the most appealing tasting substance under "fresh" conditions - let alone collected. Therefore, I'm very sincerely hoping that's a joke and not serious.

If it IS serious, who here is man enough to give a recipe a test just to brag that they did?

iPhone Owner Sues McDonald's for Leaking Wife's Nude Photos
s

Here's a video to go along with that one.

(An ad for a Belgian sex ed info site)

File under "cruel and unusual":

Teens Sentenced to Manilow

Which is worse: listening to Manilow or Barney.

Personally, Barney is the biggest nightmare.

________________

In watching the video, one of the songs was "Come Sail Away" as done on South Park. Probably not the best choice as the teens probably watch South Park.

I was wondering if the bailiff has to sit in the room while the music is being played. What did he (or she) do to deserve that punishment?

a) the stereo's not big enough
b) there should be opera

If there's opera for punishment, it should be REPO.

I could think of lots of things to add.

How about making them listen to a recording of their parents having sex?

Teens have fast food delivered to scene of fatal crash

I'm in utter shock and disbelief. Horrified, even.


Aussies call McDonalds "Maccas"? WTF!?!?!

LOL. Unexpected little twist at the end made me giggle.

So, what are your thoughts on mantyhose?

That it is a word as ugly as herstory.

You know, I think I'm finally realizing that I have absolutely no issues with men wearing feminine stuff. I think some men can pull it off, be it pantyhose, eyeliner, a manbag that looks more like a purse...but then, I've already said I'm a fan of TheatreTech's look.

Now, I'm not saying it's for GD...;)

Others; not so much

LOL - see - your showing off your frilly but again!

Cute pic. :)

That is a freakin hilarious pic!

in a word?

no


in more than one word?

never again :blush:

Ooh. Inquiring minds want to know! :evil: :p

I'm not opposed to the idea of pantyhose. When I was running, I ran in just lycra running shorts which actually was very comfortable.

The problem with full leg tight covering like pantyhose, though, I can't think of how you'd put them on so that every single one of my leg hairs wouldn't end up being pushed in the wrong (and uncomfortable) position. I could shave my legs but can barely be bothered to shave my face regularly so that would be a losing battle.

But all style is inherently silly and arbitrary so if this caught on it wouldn't be any sillier than t-shirts.

lets go with

it was a costume and definitely NOT my idea...but rarely can I refuse the request of a beautiful woman. truly, moreso tights than "mantyhose", although I cant really imagine them being different


except mine didnt have the "comfort panel" sewn in so I made my own...so yes, not only hose, but crotchless to boot :rolleyes:

and before you ask, yes, there are pictures...and never shall eyes fall upon them again (even if I actually knew where they were)

I now am hosting a mental picture of your hairy legs in hose and each and every one of the hairs are moaning and groaning because they are uncomfortable.


Thanks.

You're most welcome.

well, it sounds funny, but its accurate as 773H

I don't get the need for a "comfort panel" Most pantyhose have a crotch halfway down to your knees anyway. The going joke is that a man must have invented them b/c no woman has a crotch that low.

Seriously, who would wear this? Is its sole purpose in like to be a gag-gift?

Ive known more than a few that would not only wear it but point to it and glare at you while waiting for their discount.

some of those oldsters are cheap, mean and downright belligerent about spending even a nickle more than they have to.

AND it "brings plenty of smiles from onlookers"! What more could you want from a hat?

Finally, urine recycler passes astronauts’ test
After days of tinkering, space station skipper reports success: ‘Yippee!’

The whole quote from the skipper was 'Yippee! Now we can peepee'
Story.

Had this fix not been successful, it would have been a real pisser.

Too bad they'll never get that tool bag back.

Well, at least they know where it is.

Did you see the video? Not that there's much to it.

I did. A little light flying across the sky.

Sadly, my father would love that. Now I just might have to get it for him for Christmas.

Wow! Now, that's a name!

I didn't catch this in the sub-head, but it could have read:
My grandmother use to call going number two 'tinkeling'

How turkey farms prepare for the Thanksgiving Onslaught

Under the heading of, "Phrases the Do Not Need to be Hot Links":

"manually stimulated and "milked" for their semen"