Shouldn't they make HurtLockerLand since it won the Oscar?

So, is this "Hollywood Reporter" sort of like an "Onion" for showbiz news? Really the only way I can make this make sense.

This was originally going to be announced at D23- but the deal wasn't fully nailed down...

That would certainly be a blast, and it even ties in with the all pirates all the time theme.

I think I just threw up a little in my mouth.

I don't know, if James Cameron is allowed to impose his will one has to think a pretty awesome ride could result. Though it might take a decade.

Is Nic Cage a vampire? This guy thinks so.

Before they put in anything from Avatar, they need to fix the yeti over on Everest. On top of that, what will the main attraction be a 3D or 4D attraction?

In today's breaking new: BBC, "Irish coroner rules man dies of spontaneous combustion," aaaand CNN, "Loved ones bid farewell from beyond the grave as 'crisis apparitions.'" All we're missing is a Nessie or Bigfoot in a UFO sighting. Maybe Fox will cover that.

Truly wtf.

What Fox might look like covering that