To the ad's poster I would like to say, "good luck with that my fellow nerd." I think you have the same odds of finding a unicorn as you do with finding someone that meets all your criteria, but I hope you can grant your buddy his wish.

What I also find curious is his odd use of quotes. Why are these things in quotes?Is the "future husband to be" not really getting married?
Are the five "guys" really women in drag?
Inquiring minds want to know.

Did you all know that heterosexuality has been banned in California? According to wingnut Linda Harvey, it has. So, all you straight people, get with the program! :rolleyes:

Now that Boing Boing picked the ad up, they've got a chance.

4-pound hairball removed from girl's stomach

image spoilered cuz...well frankly its gross!

Now how about this: It turns out that doing this really will make you go blind.

Glad I never touch it.

Yeah, but it still helps prevent cancer. And of the ways to get a legitimate excuse for a weed prescription, I'll take glaucoma over cancer. Plus, I would have real performance issues if I quit that. I'd probably never be able to keep myself up long enough to get the job done if I stop my regular habit.

Do Not Want
 

Beer Flavored with Bull Testicles
It started off as an April Fools joke, but now they're really making it.

yeah, no interest in tea-bagged beer, thanks just the same