The unswank support group
 

Hi, my name's Traci and I've never been swank. I drink out of plastic cups whenever possible to avoid doing dishes, I've never had a martini (but I will as soon as I can drink again), I'm wearing sleepy pants and a sweatshirt. I've also never said dig.

I wish I were swank. Sadly, I have no clue how to be. Join me if you aren't swank, or if you have tips for us unswankers as to how to be swank. We can get through this. Really we can.

Hi, I'm MickeyD, and I'm unswank.

I'm really glad that this is An Adventure Thru Inner Swank because, really, if I have any swank at all, it's hiding deep, deep down inside.

Don't let anyone else define it for you, ladies. It's all about you and your own idea of inner-coolness.
:)

Oh, so that's what I'm missing! Yeah, I don't have inner coolness. I only have inner self conciousness and exclusionary paranoia. :P

Inner Swank it is. Don't get let some square's notion of swank be a bring down. At the LoT swank is about feelin' your groove, no matter what that groove may be. It's all barrelhouse here, baby.

We dig that not everyone gets our lingo, but you can slid your jib any way you like. And you can always keep one of these handy, dig?

Hope you find your groove soon.

The one thing I do get is the lingo. I just don't feel swanky enough to speak it.

If the cool cat's got your tongue, don't let that sweat you none.


Don't be put off by the swank speak we cats in management spew. We're just havin' fun showin' everyone 'round the joint while sharing the style. But as long as you can read it, baby, you don't have to write it.

(Besides, how much longer can we keep it up? It's premier week and we're spreading the news - but even our tongues'll get tied up in time.)

Just get into the swank with a cool tune from Frankie and have yourself a dry martini. A swanky avatar can help you get in the groove. Otherwise, just go with the flow!

Promise??? ;) :p

I don't have to promise, chicky. When it comes to me and gettin' tied up, it's all out guaranteed.