The unswank support group

tracilicious · 01-11-2005, 06:19 PM

Hi, my name's Traci and I've never been swank. I drink out of plastic cups whenever possible to avoid doing dishes, I've never had a martini (but I will as soon as I can drink again), I'm wearing sleepy pants and a sweatshirt. I've also never said dig.

I wish I were swank. Sadly, I have no clue how to be. Join me if you aren't swank, or if you have tips for us unswankers as to how to be swank. We can get through this. Really we can.

MickeyD · 01-11-2005, 06:20 PM

Hi, I'm MickeyD, and I'm unswank.

I'm really glad that this is An Adventure Thru Inner Swank because, really, if I have any swank at all, it's hiding deep, deep down inside.

Gemini Cricket · 01-11-2005, 06:23 PM

Don't let anyone else define it for you, ladies. It's all about you and your own idea of inner-coolness.

tracilicious · 01-11-2005, 06:25 PM

Oh, so that's what I'm missing! Yeah, I don't have inner coolness. I only have inner self conciousness and exclusionary paranoia. :P

Ghoulish Delight · 01-11-2005, 06:28 PM

Inner Swank it is. Don't get let some square's notion of swank be a bring down. At the LoT swank is about feelin' your groove, no matter what that groove may be. It's all barrelhouse here, baby.

We dig that not everyone gets our lingo, but you can slid your jib any way you like. And you can always keep one of these handy, dig?

Hope you find your groove soon.

tracilicious · 01-11-2005, 06:31 PM

The one thing I do get is the lingo. I just don't feel swanky enough to speak it.

innerSpaceman · 01-11-2005, 06:43 PM

If the cool cat's got your tongue, don't let that sweat you none.

Don't be put off by the swank speak we cats in management spew. We're just havin' fun showin' everyone 'round the joint while sharing the style. But as long as you can read it, baby, you don't have to write it.

(Besides, how much longer can we keep it up? It's premier week and we're spreading the news - but even our tongues'll get tied up in time.)

Grumpy4 · 01-11-2005, 06:44 PM

Just get into the swank with a cool tune from Frankie and have yourself a dry martini. A swanky avatar can help you get in the groove. Otherwise, just go with the flow!

Grumpy4 · 01-11-2005, 06:46 PM

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Originally Posted by innerSpaceman

even our tongues'll get tied up in time.

Promise???

innerSpaceman · 01-11-2005, 06:53 PM

I don't have to promise, chicky. When it comes to me and gettin' tied up, it's all out guaranteed.

01-11-2005, 06:19 PM	#1
tracilicious avatar transition Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: in-between Posts: 2,487	The unswank support group Hi, my name's Traci and I've never been swank. I drink out of plastic cups whenever possible to avoid doing dishes, I've never had a martini (but I will as soon as I can drink again), I'm wearing sleepy pants and a sweatshirt. I've also never said dig. I wish I were swank. Sadly, I have no clue how to be. Join me if you aren't swank, or if you have tips for us unswankers as to how to be swank. We can get through this. Really we can.
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01-11-2005, 06:20 PM	#2
MickeyD Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Mooby's Posts: 488	Hi, I'm MickeyD, and I'm unswank. I'm really glad that this is An Adventure Thru Inner Swank because, really, if I have any swank at all, it's hiding deep, deep down inside.
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01-11-2005, 06:23 PM	#3
Gemini Cricket ... Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 13,244	Don't let anyone else define it for you, ladies. It's all about you and your own idea of inner-coolness.
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01-11-2005, 06:25 PM	#4
tracilicious avatar transition Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: in-between Posts: 2,487	Oh, so that's what I'm missing! Yeah, I don't have inner coolness. I only have inner self conciousness and exclusionary paranoia. :P
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01-11-2005, 06:28 PM	#5
Ghoulish Delight I Floop the Pig Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Alternative Swankstyle Posts: 19,348	Inner Swank it is. Don't get let some square's notion of swank be a bring down. At the LoT swank is about feelin' your groove, no matter what that groove may be. It's all barrelhouse here, baby. We dig that not everyone gets our lingo, but you can slid your jib any way you like. And you can always keep one of these handy, dig? Hope you find your groove soon. __________________ 'He who receives an idea from me, receives instruction himself without lessening mine; as he who lights his taper at mine, receives light without darkening me.' -TJ
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01-11-2005, 06:31 PM	#6
tracilicious avatar transition Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: in-between Posts: 2,487	The one thing I do get is the lingo. I just don't feel swanky enough to speak it.
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01-11-2005, 06:43 PM	#7
innerSpaceman Kink of Swank Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Inner Space Posts: 13,075	If the cool cat's got your tongue, don't let that sweat you none. Don't be put off by the swank speak we cats in management spew. We're just havin' fun showin' everyone 'round the joint while sharing the style. But as long as you can read it, baby, you don't have to write it. (Besides, how much longer can we keep it up? It's premier week and we're spreading the news - but even our tongues'll get tied up in time.)
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01-11-2005, 06:44 PM	#8
Grumpy4 Come Fly With Me Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Groovin' with the Rat Pack Posts: 144	Just get into the swank with a cool tune from Frankie and have yourself a dry martini. A swanky avatar can help you get in the groove. Otherwise, just go with the flow! __________________ I've got the world on a string, Sittin' on a rainbow. Got this string around my finger What a world, what a life, I'm in love. -Frank Sinatra
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01-11-2005, 06:53 PM	#10
innerSpaceman Kink of Swank Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Inner Space Posts: 13,075	I don't have to promise, chicky. When it comes to me and gettin' tied up, it's all out guaranteed.
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