The Object on Your Left
 

This is making its way around the internets.



My weapon is a rrrrather large rrrrrolodex. Yours?

My printer. Hmmmmm.

Rocking chair draped with a Slanky.

My wife.

This shall not end well.

A mug, a printer, or a bottle of Nature's Miracle :P

A bookcase full of art supplies - who knew zombies would be my medium?

A flashlight that needs new batteries, or four boxes of cancelled checks.

I'll blind them by reflecting the sun off the flashlight and give them a million paper cuts with the checks!

Rocky - my chihuahua. Watch out zombies! He's wicked fast.

My American Sportsman Calender....... I am doomed.

I pile of junk mail. Are zombies susceptible to paper cuts?