Penis Causes Terror Alert
 

http://www.sky.com/skynews/article/0...355259,00.html

PENIS CLOSES ROAD
A large fake penis has caused a major terror alert in America.

A key highway though Florida was closed after a driver spotted what looked like a pipe bomb under an overpass.

Fearing terrorists were trying to blow up the structure, police closed Interstate 75 for an hour.

But on closer inspection police found that the 'device' was actually a foot-long plastic penis.

"Someone took construction-grade plastic, moulded it into a penis and wrapped it with duct tape," said Lee County Sheriff's Chief Deputy Charles Ferrante.

The bomb squad was brought in to handle the situation and a remote-controlled robot used to make the fake penis safe.

:cool:

heh - secret terrorist penis.

If only they filled it up with some flamible liquid...

I'm now singing Kate Bush's "Hammer Horror" with the words changed to "Terror Penis".

Oh, WOW!! *giggle* It must be my lucky day -- it's penis day at the LoT! :D I'm now singing 'Detachable Penis'.

I'm singing "Penis Envy."

I'm so vain, I bet I thought this thread was about me.






Maybe now we can go with the radioactive smegma?

Spark it up!! :evil: Hmmm...I bet you've heard that before.