Penis Causes Terror Alert

CoasterMatt · 05-27-2005, 05:59 PM

http://www.sky.com/skynews/article/0...355259,00.html

PENIS CLOSES ROAD
A large fake penis has caused a major terror alert in America.

A key highway though Florida was closed after a driver spotted what looked like a pipe bomb under an overpass.

Fearing terrorists were trying to blow up the structure, police closed Interstate 75 for an hour.

But on closer inspection police found that the 'device' was actually a foot-long plastic penis.

"Someone took construction-grade plastic, moulded it into a penis and wrapped it with duct tape," said Lee County Sheriff's Chief Deputy Charles Ferrante.

The bomb squad was brought in to handle the situation and a remote-controlled robot used to make the fake penis safe.

€uroMeinke · 05-27-2005, 06:07 PM

heh - secret terrorist penis.

If only they filled it up with some flamible liquid...

Not Afraid · 05-27-2005, 06:17 PM

I'm now singing Kate Bush's "Hammer Horror" with the words changed to "Terror Penis".

MerryPrankster · 05-27-2005, 06:50 PM

Oh, WOW!! *giggle* It must be my lucky day -- it's penis day at the LoT!

I'm now singing 'Detachable Penis'.

Prudence · 05-27-2005, 09:32 PM

I'm singing "Penis Envy."

SacTown Chronic · 05-28-2005, 08:41 AM

I'm so vain, I bet I thought this thread was about me.

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Originally Posted by €uroMeinke

heh - secret terrorist penis.

If only they filled it up with some flamible liquid...

Maybe now we can go with the radioactive smegma?

MerryPrankster · 05-28-2005, 08:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SacTown Chronic

I'm so vain, I bet I thought this thread was about me.

Maybe now we can go with the radioactive smegma?

Spark it up!!

Hmmm...I bet you've heard that before.

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€uroMeinke L'Hédoniste Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: A.S.C.O.T. Posts: 8,671	heh - secret terrorist penis. If only they filled it up with some flamible liquid... __________________ I would believe only in a God that knows how to Dance. Friedrich Nietzsche
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Not Afraid HI! Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 17,108	I'm now singing Kate Bush's "Hammer Horror" with the words changed to "Terror Penis".
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MerryPrankster Swanky Panky! Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Hell's Kitchen Posts: 541	Oh, WOW!! giggle It must be my lucky day -- it's penis day at the LoT! I'm now singing 'Detachable Penis'. __________________ My advice to the women of America is to raise more hell and fewer dahlias. ~~ William Allen White
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