Favorite C o c k Name
 

I'm amused at how many euphamisms my daily deluge of spam comes up with for my manhood/pecker/dick/trouser snake/etc.

So what are your favorite names for masculine genetalia?

I confess I'm fond of the silliness of a "Willy" and the arcane "Man Root" but surely you've heard better - share them here.

'zapppop'

:D

Some of my favorites can be heard in this tune I have probably posted a dozen times already: Firing the surgeon general -- Listen to the mp3!

'John Thomas'



"Mr Blackitt: I could, if I wanted, have sexual intercourse with
you...

Mrs Blackitt: Oh, yes... Harry...

Mr Blackitt: And by wearing a rubber sheath over my old feller I
could ensure that when I came off... you would not be
impregnated.

Mrs Blackitt: Ooh!

Mr Blackitt: That's what being a Protestant's all about. That's
why it's the church for me. That's why it's the church for
anyone who respects the individual and the individual's right
to decide for him or herself. When Martin Luther nailed his
protest up to the church door in 1517, he may not have
realised the full significance of what he was doing. But four
hundred years later, thanks to him, my dear, I can wear
whatever I want on my John Thomas. And Protestantism doesn't
stop at the simple condom. Oh no! I can wear French Ticklers
if I want.

Mrs Blackitt: You what?"

in no particular order
 

Well, this is fun!

So is this!

And not work safe but fairly complete. (When the word Penis is in the URL twice, you know it is not work safe)

I don't know what my favorite euphamism is. I like wang, giggle over woody, feel uncomfortable with penis, use the "C" work more than I should, can't use John Thomas without his Lady Jane, LOVE the word phallis, but, basically, I coulk make just about anything into gutterspeak.

OMG I'm bookmarking the Eupahmism Generator -
understanding the perpetual husky?

I like to call mine, Tim.

Where the wanker is Kevy?


Comming up next week, as we enter the 4th grade, is potty humor. ;)