How badly would CP injure me...
 

Were I to purchase a pair of these for the livingroom?



Authentic Dodger stadium seats, only $250/pair! They're replacing all the seats this off-season, so these puppies are for sale. So...tempted...

Hell....cut out the middle arm rest and call it a "love seat". Tell her you only want to be close to her. Women fall for sappy stuff like that.

Oh man, I would buy these in a heartbeat if I could. How cool is that?

CP will understand and if not, how much damage could she actually do? Nothing a full body cast and a neck brace couldn't fix in oh, say a year or two.

Seems like you really should buy 4 though. What if you want to invite someone to the game? ;)

I bet she'd get even more pissed when I start throwing peanut shells on the floor.

Yeah - she's pretty skinny, right? How much do you outweigh her by?

BE A MAN! BUY THE CHAIRS!

And MBC is right - buy two. That way, if you cut out all the middle arm rests, you can have somewhere to sleep.

Man up, Nancy.

From this moment forward GD stands for "Girly Dude".

Will they look good in your garage?





I ask because that's where all my really cool stuff ends up due to my wifey poo:)

You realize by "injure" I mean "not have sex with", right?

Are you freaking kidding me? A BLUE seat? What are you trailer trash?

I wouldn't let my mother-in-law sit in a blue seat. If CP let's you in the house with anything less than orange... :rolleyes: