How badly would CP injure me...

Ghoulish Delight · 10-20-2005, 10:40 AM

Were I to purchase a pair of these for the livingroom?

Authentic Dodger stadium seats, only $250/pair! They're replacing all the seats this off-season, so these puppies are for sale. So...tempted...

scaeagles · 10-20-2005, 10:47 AM

Hell....cut out the middle arm rest and call it a "love seat". Tell her you only want to be close to her. Women fall for sappy stuff like that.

Motorboat Cruiser · 10-20-2005, 10:52 AM

Oh man, I would buy these in a heartbeat if I could. How cool is that?

CP will understand and if not, how much damage could she actually do? Nothing a full body cast and a neck brace couldn't fix in oh, say a year or two.

Seems like you really should buy 4 though. What if you want to invite someone to the game?

Ghoulish Delight · 10-20-2005, 10:52 AM

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Originally Posted by scaeagles

Hell....cut out the middle arm rest and call it a "love seat". Tell her you only want to be close to her. Women fall for sappy stuff like that.

I bet she'd get even more pissed when I start throwing peanut shells on the floor.

scaeagles · 10-20-2005, 10:57 AM

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CP will understand and if not, how much damage could she actually do?

Yeah - she's pretty skinny, right? How much do you outweigh her by?

BE A MAN! BUY THE CHAIRS!

And MBC is right - buy two. That way, if you cut out all the middle arm rests, you can have somewhere to sleep.

Gn2Dlnd · 10-20-2005, 11:08 AM

Man up, Nancy.

scaeagles · 10-20-2005, 11:11 AM

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Man up, Nancy.

From this moment forward GD stands for "Girly Dude".

sleepyjeff · 10-20-2005, 11:16 AM

Will they look good in your garage?

I ask because that's where all my really cool stuff ends up due to my wifey poo

Ghoulish Delight · 10-20-2005, 11:26 AM

You realize by "injure" I mean "not have sex with", right?

Moonliner · 10-20-2005, 11:31 AM

Are you freaking kidding me? A BLUE seat? What are you trailer trash?

I wouldn't let my mother-in-law sit in a blue seat. If CP let's you in the house with anything less than orange...

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Motorboat Cruiser Cruiser of Motorboats Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: So Cal Posts: 3,665	Oh man, I would buy these in a heartbeat if I could. How cool is that? CP will understand and if not, how much damage could she actually do? Nothing a full body cast and a neck brace couldn't fix in oh, say a year or two. Seems like you really should buy 4 though. What if you want to invite someone to the game?
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Ghoulish Delight I Floop the Pig Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Alternative Swankstyle Posts: 19,348	You realize by "injure" I mean "not have sex with", right? __________________ 'He who receives an idea from me, receives instruction himself without lessening mine; as he who lights his taper at mine, receives light without darkening me.' -TJ
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