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Inspired by NA's Poetry of Spam thread, I wanted to share a few of my recent favorite Spam subject lines:

• What Eddy my salami
• I play he loudhailer
• Sanskrit cliff
• Some Kenneth be prairie
• I'd homosexual my piscataway My favorite!
• See gavel of chang
• auntie i've aaron raon
• And Wilson Dillon of bourgeoisie
• was send in yawn
• An spend on trash
• planish
• Incredible Wetches Selling watches
• his clean he sheepfold
• With go an seventeenth ironing
• outgeneral
• presuppose

I'm rather fond of this one - and it kind of makes me want to vist chang to see his/its gravel

As Clinton this muskoxen

I never get any of this stuff... what's wrong with my internets? ;)

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NA
Have you been reading my inbox??? I've seen those... and worse.
Now I'm mad that I just deleted them all.... dang it

Yes, but you'll get more.;)

Surprizingly, none of the usual from ebay/amazon/paypal phishers to confirm my account or the Ebay Item11234 pay now emails. Usually dozens of those.

This from this morning in my regular email (I just deleted 400+ from yahoo bulk mail, I will revist that later, no doubt more fun to be found there, including dozens from dear Nigerian friendss wanting me to help them out)

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do you care?
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soviet or yah or gunky
An think at easygoing vaunt
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the bull is back in select small caps
celanese ! wills a waterside and
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r u in the Fat Club?

The artist is on a (hopefully) brief hiatus while he gets married, but I'm sure you'll get a kick out of Spamusement.

I often get emails for "Christian Lending" or "Christian Dating". I can't but but wonder what my husband does on the side.