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Kevy Baby · 12-09-2005, 08:00 PM

Inspired by NA's Poetry of Spam thread, I wanted to share a few of my recent favorite Spam subject lines:

What Eddy my salami
I play he loudhailer
Sanskrit cliff
Some Kenneth be prairie
I'd homosexual my piscataway My favorite!
See gavel of chang
auntie i've aaron raon
And Wilson Dillon of bourgeoisie
was send in yawn
An spend on trash
planish
Incredible Wetches Selling watches
his clean he sheepfold
With go an seventeenth ironing
outgeneral
presuppose

€uroMeinke · 12-09-2005, 08:10 PM

I'm rather fond of this one - and it kind of makes me want to vist chang to see his/its gravel

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kevy Baby

See gavel of chang

Kevy Baby · 12-09-2005, 10:57 PM

As Clinton this muskoxen

CoasterMatt · 12-09-2005, 11:11 PM

I never get any of this stuff... what's wrong with my internets?

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Ponine · 12-10-2005, 08:21 PM

NA
Have you been reading my inbox??? I've seen those... and worse.
Now I'm mad that I just deleted them all.... dang it

Not Afraid · 12-11-2005, 01:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ponine

NA
Have you been reading my inbox??? I've seen those... and worse.
Now I'm mad that I just deleted them all.... dang it

Yes, but you'll get more.

Snowflake · 12-11-2005, 06:28 AM

Surprizingly, none of the usual from ebay/amazon/paypal phishers to confirm my account or the Ebay Item11234 pay now emails. Usually dozens of those.

This from this morning in my regular email (I just deleted 400+ from yahoo bulk mail, I will revist that later, no doubt more fun to be found there, including dozens from dear Nigerian friendss wanting me to help them out)

Various Pills, worldwide delivery!
do you care?
jetzt einen benutzerfreundlichen
gymnastic but keg on dorchester see b
new schedule
On reply a hermit
microcaps can equal mega gains
Do You Trade Penny stocks?
The savvy Investor for rudyfan
bluefish ! tone be abo in
Better suggests with respect to augme...
(no subject)
soviet or yah or gunky
An think at easygoing vaunt
(no subject)
the bull is back in select small caps
celanese ! wills a waterside and
(no subject)
(no subject)
r u in the Fat Club?

SzczerbiakManiac · 12-12-2005, 12:45 PM

The artist is on a (hopefully) brief hiatus while he gets married, but I'm sure you'll get a kick out of Spamusement.

Not Afraid · 01-11-2006, 10:00 PM

I often get emails for "Christian Lending" or "Christian Dating". I can't but but wonder what my husband does on the side.

12-09-2005, 08:00 PM	#1
Kevy Baby Chowder Head Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Yes Posts: 18,500	Spam message titles Inspired by NA's Poetry of Spam thread, I wanted to share a few of my recent favorite Spam subject lines: What Eddy my salami I play he loudhailer Sanskrit cliff Some Kenneth be prairie I'd homosexual my piscataway My favorite! See gavel of chang auntie i've aaron raon And Wilson Dillon of bourgeoisie was send in yawn An spend on trash planish Incredible Wetches Selling watches his clean he sheepfold With go an seventeenth ironing outgeneral presuppose __________________ The thing about quotes on the internet is that you cannot verify their validity. - Abraham Lincoln
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12-09-2005, 10:57 PM	#3
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12-09-2005, 11:11 PM	#4
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12-10-2005, 02:54 PM	#5
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12-10-2005, 08:21 PM	#6
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12-11-2005, 06:28 AM	#8
Snowflake lost in the fog Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: San Francisco Posts: 7,831	Surprizingly, none of the usual from ebay/amazon/paypal phishers to confirm my account or the Ebay Item11234 pay now emails. Usually dozens of those. This from this morning in my regular email (I just deleted 400+ from yahoo bulk mail, I will revist that later, no doubt more fun to be found there, including dozens from dear Nigerian friendss wanting me to help them out) Various Pills, worldwide delivery! do you care? jetzt einen benutzerfreundlichen gymnastic but keg on dorchester see b new schedule On reply a hermit microcaps can equal mega gains Do You Trade Penny stocks? The savvy Investor for rudyfan bluefish ! tone be abo in Better suggests with respect to augme... (no subject) soviet or yah or gunky An think at easygoing vaunt (no subject) the bull is back in select small caps celanese ! wills a waterside and (no subject) (no subject) r u in the Fat Club? __________________ Be yourself; everyone else is already taken. - Oscar Wilde
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12-12-2005, 12:45 PM	#9
SzczerbiakManiac "ZER-bee-ak" Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 4,409	The artist is on a (hopefully) brief hiatus while he gets married, but I'm sure you'll get a kick out of Spamusement.
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01-11-2006, 10:00 PM	#10
Not Afraid HI! Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 17,108	I often get emails for "Christian Lending" or "Christian Dating". I can't but but wonder what my husband does on the side.
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