The Japanese Super Safe Wii Safety Manual and Addendum
 

First, check out The Japanese Super Safe Wii Safety Manual. You only need look at the pictures, but the comments are amusing too.

Then check out the "missing pages".

Those are great! I wonder what would happen if someone got drunk and proposed to their Wii? Would it have to accept?

Do not use your 4-leaf clover to re-set your wii

Good luck. :rolleyes:


Mousepod--oui.

OH my god...... that slideshow of the "missing" ones has me crying!!! I especially like the ones warning you about not using your Wii as a parachute, not marrying you Wii, and not feeding your Wii after midnight... :P

Don't play Wii bowling after drinking eggnog...

I like the "don't have sex with your Wii" missing page