The Japanese Super Safe Wii Safety Manual and Addendum

SzczerbiakManiac · 12-05-2006, 12:38 PM

First, check out The Japanese Super Safe Wii Safety Manual. You only need look at the pictures, but the comments are amusing too.

Then check out the "missing pages".

mousepod · 12-05-2006, 12:45 PM

Those are great! I wonder what would happen if someone got drunk and proposed to their Wii? Would it have to accept?

BarTopDancer · 12-10-2006, 10:41 PM

Do not use your 4-leaf clover to re-set your wii

Matterhorn Fan · 12-11-2006, 03:49 PM

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Originally Posted by BarTopDancer

Do not use your 4-leaf clover to re-set your wii

Good luck.

Mousepod--oui.

Chernabog · 12-12-2006, 01:57 PM

OH my god...... that slideshow of the "missing" ones has me crying!!! I especially like the ones warning you about not using your Wii as a parachute, not marrying you Wii, and not feeding your Wii after midnight... :P

CoasterMatt · 12-12-2006, 02:04 PM

Don't play Wii bowling after drinking eggnog...

FEJ · 12-13-2006, 09:42 AM

I like the "don't have sex with your Wii" missing page

12-05-2006, 12:38 PM	#1
SzczerbiakManiac "ZER-bee-ak" Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 4,409	The Japanese Super Safe Wii Safety Manual and Addendum First, check out The Japanese Super Safe Wii Safety Manual. You only need look at the pictures, but the comments are amusing too. Then check out the "missing pages". __________________
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mousepod You broke your Ramadar! Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 4,635	Those are great! I wonder what would happen if someone got drunk and proposed to their Wii? Would it have to accept? __________________ "Give the public everything you can give them, keep the place as clean as you can keep it, keep it friendly" - Walt Disney
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12-12-2006, 01:57 PM	#5
Chernabog Biophage Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: The Moon Posts: 2,679	OH my god...... that slideshow of the "missing" ones has me crying!!! I especially like the ones warning you about not using your Wii as a parachute, not marrying you Wii, and not feeding your Wii after midnight... :P __________________ And they say back then our universe Was a coal black egg Until the god inside Burst out and from its shattered shell He made what became the world we know ~ Bjork (Cosmogony)
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12-13-2006, 09:42 AM	#7
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