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This will make you scream

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Originally Posted by Reuters

Aaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!

Thu Feb 10, 9:56 AM ET Oddly Enough - Reuters

LONDON (Reuters) - A British woman was sentenced to two and a half years in jail Thursday for ripping off her ex-lover's testicle with her bare hands during a drunken brawl after he refused her sex.

Amanda Monti, 24, flew into a rage in May last year after Geoffrey Jones, 37, who had ended their long-term relationship, rejected her advances.

She grabbed him by the genitals, tearing off his left testicle, then hid it in her mouth before a friend of Jones handed it back to him saying "that's yours."

Monti, of Birkenhead, near Liverpool, pleaded guilty to unlawful wounding at an earlier hearing.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHH!

I'd better check snopes on this one but... AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Well it isn't on snopes but I AM hoping it will pop up in the next few days.

I mean... she put it in her MOUTH??? Fvcking psycho! Talk about your Rocky Mountain Oysters!

Holy cow!! :eek:

Unless my lover is attached, I don't want his hairy prunes chillin' cheekside. Ack. Solo Prunes. Sans the man. :(

I can't imagine the pain. :(

There's something about this story that is totally wrong. No, I think it's the whole story that's wrong.

What is it with the Brits/Welsh removing their testicles?

You know, I love the Information Age, but there's some information that I really don't need brought to me at the speed of light.

I guess she had strong nails huh?

AAAGGHH!!

In her MOUTH!!?!?!

Blech!!!

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Ew.
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