Year of a Million Phone Calls!
 

Just got this email:

http://disney.go.com/disneypictures/...ail/email2.jpg

:rolleyes:

Wow, that's cheap.

Alpha Pet Care, this is Lisa.

Hello, this is Aladdin. Do you care for Monkeys?

... all of a sudden I see a great concept for a sex phone line.

Hi This is Ariel - Do you like fish?

Bornieo faints...

How incredibly lame. :rolleyes:

well..... maybe if I were 4

You husband often acts like he is.

Too true.

I usually enter all the contests I can. I have won quite a few times. But I took one look at this and clicked right on by. I mean, I could get a call from Cinderella, and then have the same person check me out at the store. It's just an employee, people, not a cellebrity. And on the phone you don't even have the benefit of a costume.

Wait, no costume.....

I take that back, I'll take Cindy's call if she were costumeless!

Hello, Spring River Farm? This is Remy, I've got a few friends here interested in some crispy cheese...Hold on, that's my call waiting...Remy here! Oh, hiya Mick, hey you and Min gotta check out this guy, he's got crispy cheese! You know that little thing I do with the cheese and the mushroom? Yeah, it's like that, only without the mushroom and the lightning. Boy I could sure do without the lightning. Anyhow, let me get back to this guy, year of a million whatevers and all that. If you get a chance, give him a call. Tell Freddie and Ferdie Uncle Remy says hi, oh and Uncle Emile says hi too. Gotta go, talk atcha later!