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	€uromeinke, FEJ. and Ghoulish Delight RULE!!! NA abides.  | 
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			 SQUIRREL! 
			
		
			
				
			
			
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				Year of a Million Phone Calls!
			 
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			 HI! 
			
		
			
				
			
			
								
		
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		 Alpha Pet Care, this is Lisa. 
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
	
	Hello, this is Aladdin. Do you care for Monkeys?  | 
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			 You broke your Ramadar! 
			
		
			
				
			
			
								
		
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		 ... all of a sudden I see a great concept for a sex phone line. 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
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	"Give the public everything you can give them, keep the place as clean as you can keep it, keep it friendly" - Walt Disney  | 
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			 Lego 
			
		
			
				
			
			
								
		
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		 Hi This is Ariel - Do you like fish? 
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
	
	Bornieo faints...  | 
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		 How incredibly lame.   
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
		
		
		
		
	
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		 well.....   maybe if I were 4 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
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		 Too true. 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
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		 I usually enter all the contests I can. I have won quite a few times. But I took one look at this and clicked right on by. I mean, I could get a call from Cinderella, and then have the same person check me out at the store. It's just an employee, people, not a cellebrity. And on the phone you don't even have the benefit of a costume.  
		
	
		
		
		
		
			Wait, no costume..... I take that back, I'll take Cindy's call if she were costumeless! 
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		 Hello, Spring River Farm? This is Remy, I've got a few friends here interested in some crispy cheese...Hold on, that's my call waiting...Remy here! Oh, hiya Mick, hey you and Min gotta check out this guy, he's got crispy cheese! You know that little thing I do with the cheese and the mushroom? Yeah, it's like that, only without the mushroom and the lightning. Boy I could sure do without the lightning. Anyhow, let me get back to this guy, year of a million whatevers and all that. If you get a chance, give him a call. Tell Freddie and Ferdie Uncle Remy says hi, oh and Uncle Emile says hi too. Gotta go, talk atcha later! 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
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