The Airing of Grievances
 

As per custom, the Festivus pole is now up. Let the airing of grievances begin!

My grievances:
Put down the damn cell phone and drive already.

Cookies are far more delicious than vegetables.

Fvck housework.

My neighbor to the right is an idiot.

Mutaytor is playing a Festivus party tonight, and I'm stuck here at home :(

I have a ****ing cold and my nose hurts from all the snot-expelling. My house is also a sty, but luckily I'm on strike this year and not providing the Festivus feast for all the in-laws. Last year, I had the flu and still had to cook and clean for the big gathering. Taught me to learn to say no.

Cookies really are better than veggies.

Baklava is better than most cookies.

Jello shots while working improve one's creativity. If you give your client some, they tend to go along with anything. :D

Oh, and it's frikken snowing again. I'm staying indoors and in jammies today!

Ooh, Airing of Grievances. I dig. Let's see...

When you wait until two days before Christmas to do your shopping, it's your fault that everything is sold out. Not the poor minimum wage earning kid behind the cash register.

Parents who buy their children roller shoes and then allow them to skate around on them in the mall/store/public need to be shot.

I don't care if your an atheist. I'm not Jewish, but I still wish Jews a Happy Hanukkah. So have a Merry Christmas and shut the fvck up.

I married your Daughter over two years ago now. The relationship stuck. I'm not going anywhere. Learn to live with it.

Thank God (or whoever) Christmas is almost here....that means it's almost over!

Apparently Christmas dinner is at Norm's this year. In Riverside. My mom, her husband, and me. What fun!

I have to continue through Riverside to my dad's in Moreno Valley, or I would happily offer to prepare the holiday meal myself. I have a hard time believing no decent restaurant in Riverside is able to make reservations for Christmas.

or

There are plenty of decent restaurants open and available, and my mom and her husband don't want to spend the money. My willingness to kick in only makes them harrumphy.

SERENITY NOW!!!

My knee and hip still hurt and I have to run a marathon in 21 days.

Cookies are way better than vegetables.

Cookies pwn veggies any day.
Chocolate covered gummie bears are crack
al mare crepes need to be carried at every restaurant. It is law.

I cannot be everything to everyone at work.

My grievance is with grievance threads.

What is with the hand dryers in public restrooms now being installed on the wall behind the sink? It's completely awkward to try to use them while someone is using the sinks, and to use them you'd have to lean over the perpetually damn counter any how. Is this some plot to reduce energy costs by persuading us to stop using them? I object! *gavel*

And I would like to complain that I have no gavel icon to use. I should have a virtual gavel to go with my new engraved gavel.