The Airing of Grievances

3894 · 12-23-2007, 02:03 PM

As per custom, the Festivus pole is now up. Let the airing of grievances begin!

My grievances:
Put down the damn cell phone and drive already.

Cookies are far more delicious than vegetables.

Fvck housework.

My neighbor to the right is an idiot.

CoasterMatt · 12-23-2007, 02:18 PM

Mutaytor is playing a Festivus party tonight, and I'm stuck here at home

wendybeth · 12-23-2007, 03:07 PM

I have a ****ing cold and my nose hurts from all the snot-expelling. My house is also a sty, but luckily I'm on strike this year and not providing the Festivus feast for all the in-laws. Last year, I had the flu and still had to cook and clean for the big gathering. Taught me to learn to say no.

Cookies really are better than veggies.

Baklava is better than most cookies.

Jello shots while working improve one's creativity. If you give your client some, they tend to go along with anything.

Oh, and it's frikken snowing again. I'm staying indoors and in jammies today!

Jazzman · 12-23-2007, 05:40 PM

Ooh, Airing of Grievances. I dig. Let's see...

When you wait until two days before Christmas to do your shopping, it's your fault that everything is sold out. Not the poor minimum wage earning kid behind the cash register.

Parents who buy their children roller shoes and then allow them to skate around on them in the mall/store/public need to be shot.

I don't care if your an atheist. I'm not Jewish, but I still wish Jews a Happy Hanukkah. So have a Merry Christmas and shut the fvck up.

I married your Daughter over two years ago now. The relationship stuck. I'm not going anywhere. Learn to live with it.

wolfy999 · 12-23-2007, 07:24 PM

Thank God (or whoever) Christmas is almost here....that means it's almost over!

Gn2Dlnd · 12-23-2007, 07:39 PM

Apparently Christmas dinner is at Norm's this year. In Riverside. My mom, her husband, and me. What fun!

I have to continue through Riverside to my dad's in Moreno Valley, or I would happily offer to prepare the holiday meal myself. I have a hard time believing no decent restaurant in Riverside is able to make reservations for Christmas.

or

There are plenty of decent restaurants open and available, and my mom and her husband don't want to spend the money. My willingness to kick in only makes them harrumphy.

SERENITY NOW!!!

Stan4dSteph · 12-23-2007, 08:56 PM

My knee and hip still hurt and I have to run a marathon in 21 days.

Cookies are way better than vegetables.

BarTopDancer · 12-23-2007, 09:47 PM

Cookies pwn veggies any day.
Chocolate covered gummie bears are crack
al mare crepes need to be carried at every restaurant. It is law.

I cannot be everything to everyone at work.

Cadaverous Pallor · 12-23-2007, 09:58 PM

My grievance is with grievance threads.

Prudence · 12-24-2007, 01:45 AM

What is with the hand dryers in public restrooms now being installed on the wall behind the sink? It's completely awkward to try to use them while someone is using the sinks, and to use them you'd have to lean over the perpetually damn counter any how. Is this some plot to reduce energy costs by persuading us to stop using them? I object! *gavel*

And I would like to complain that I have no gavel icon to use. I should have a virtual gavel to go with my new engraved gavel.

12-23-2007, 02:03 PM	#1
3894 Next Stop: Funkytown! Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Cheeselandia Posts: 1,907	The Airing of Grievances As per custom, the Festivus pole is now up. Let the airing of grievances begin! My grievances: Put down the damn cell phone and drive already. Cookies are far more delicious than vegetables. Fvck housework. My neighbor to the right is an idiot. __________________ "I didn't want to have to do this, but you leave me no choice. Here comes the smolder." - Flynn Rider, "Tangled"
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12-23-2007, 02:18 PM	#2
CoasterMatt BRAAAAAAAINS! Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: One Step Beyond... Posts: 8,802	Mutaytor is playing a Festivus party tonight, and I'm stuck here at home __________________ Do you like my photography? Visit photosbymatt.tumblr.com to purchase prints!
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12-23-2007, 03:07 PM	#3
wendybeth Nevermind Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 7,847	I have a ***ing cold and my nose hurts from all the snot-expelling. My house is also a sty, but luckily I'm on strike this year and not providing the Festivus feast for all the in-laws. Last year, I had the flu and still* had to cook and clean for the big gathering. Taught me to learn to say no. Cookies really are better than veggies. Baklava is better than most cookies. Jello shots while working improve one's creativity. If you give your client some, they tend to go along with anything. Oh, and it's frikken snowing again. I'm staying indoors and in jammies today! __________________
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12-23-2007, 05:40 PM	#4
Jazzman Sax God Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Portland's Tijuana Posts: 510	Ooh, Airing of Grievances. I dig. Let's see... When you wait until two days before Christmas to do your shopping, it's your fault that everything is sold out. Not the poor minimum wage earning kid behind the cash register. Parents who buy their children roller shoes and then allow them to skate around on them in the mall/store/public need to be shot. I don't care if your an atheist. I'm not Jewish, but I still wish Jews a Happy Hanukkah. So have a Merry Christmas and shut the fvck up. I married your Daughter over two years ago now. The relationship stuck. I'm not going anywhere. Learn to live with it.
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12-23-2007, 07:24 PM	#5
wolfy999 Eyes like Sapphires! Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: 2.4 miles from Disneyland Posts: 1,523	Thank God (or whoever) Christmas is almost here....that means it's almost over! __________________ Diane "Honesty may be the best policy, but it's important to remember that apparently, by elimination, dishonesty is the second-best policy." - George Carlin 1937-2008 DISNEY IS FINALLY PAYING ME BACK......STILL OWES ME ABOUT (oh, wait....way too much)!
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12-23-2007, 07:39 PM	#6
Gn2Dlnd Parmmadore Jim Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Casita del Queso Posts: 3,810	Apparently Christmas dinner is at Norm's this year. In Riverside. My mom, her husband, and me. What fun! I have to continue through Riverside to my dad's in Moreno Valley, or I would happily offer to prepare the holiday meal myself. I have a hard time believing no decent restaurant in Riverside is able to make reservations for Christmas. or There are plenty of decent restaurants open and available, and my mom and her husband don't want to spend the money. My willingness to kick in only makes them harrumphy. SERENITY NOW!!! __________________ Does anyone still wear a hat?
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12-23-2007, 08:56 PM	#7
Stan4dSteph Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: East Bay Area, CA Posts: 3,156	My knee and hip still hurt and I have to run a marathon in 21 days. Cookies are way better than vegetables.
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12-23-2007, 09:47 PM	#8
BarTopDancer Prepping... Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Here, there, everywhere Posts: 11,405	Cookies pwn veggies any day. Chocolate covered gummie bears are crack al mare crepes need to be carried at every restaurant. It is law. I cannot be everything to everyone at work. __________________ Spork is the new MacGyver Postcards From My Edge
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12-23-2007, 09:58 PM	#9
Cadaverous Pallor ohhhh baby Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Parental Bliss Posts: 12,364	My grievance is with grievance threads. __________________ The second star to the right shines in the night for you
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12-24-2007, 01:45 AM	#10
Prudence Beelzeboobs, Esq. Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Gavel - I haz it Posts: 6,287	What is with the hand dryers in public restrooms now being installed on the wall behind the sink? It's completely awkward to try to use them while someone is using the sinks, and to use them you'd have to lean over the perpetually damn counter any how. Is this some plot to reduce energy costs by persuading us to stop using them? I object! gavel And I would like to complain that I have no gavel icon to use. I should have a virtual gavel to go with my new engraved gavel. __________________ traguna macoities tracorum satis de
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