that ride can get really long, especially if a shaft is not operating.
If they were hot and you didn't do anything, that's probably a sin.
Alex broke the internets
I'm all about smiling.
Augh! NA's house is littered with cat corpses! 
We know where Bush's head is.
I'll show you mine if you show me yours.
It's never to early for Robin's eggs.
I prefer to wear lacy panties under my dresses. It just helps make me feel all girlie.
Always aiming to please is my motto 
I thought One-Eyed Willy buried his treasure in a cave.
Once I heard who all had pokey'd their penises, I wasn't going near the thing without a condom.
OMG I freaking love coconuts. Fresh, shaved, sprinkled with sugar..... I mean, that describes how I like a lot of things, but coconuts is one of em.
Which reminds me, I haven't seen my ferret since the last time scaeagles visited. Coincidence? I think not.
I heart Gavin Newsom
I think every person in the USA should list 10 issues they have with the universe from Women's rights to Gay Marriage to trash on Thursdays to the exicution of the cast of THat's So Raven - anything. Compile the list and the top 10 is what we go with. Then everyone should shut the hell up and move on...
I'll take my shirt off right after I throw him my underwear with the rest of the media.
Oh NO!!!!! Someone was RIDICULED!!!!!! On the INTERNET!!!!!!!!!!!
Hehe, makes me think of those Visa Giftcards...
2009 Economic Stimulus Package: Sponsored by Visa.
Don't leave the homeland without it.
I just my heard my new favorite line: "World's Best Breast Stroker
One of the (Bulgaria? Russia? not sure) volleyball players playing against the US last night had the last name "Gaydarski".
I found that funny in a juvenille, silly way.
I imagined him going around to all the athletes in a thick accent:
"You, American diving of synchronicity, you are a gay."
"You, rolling in sand with other female volleyball player. You are gay female like Etheridge, Melissa."
"You, Phelps. You are not a gay. But many queens across your country have crush on you..."
"You male gymnast, you are gay like male hanging out in Build-A-Bear Store without girlfriend."
Yeah, stupid skank whore.
Yeah, you know, I think I've finally fallen in love with a chick. Her name is Tina Fey. I want to have her babies or how ever that works.
I hear they've been harvested a little early over at golden vine...grapes haven't quite gotten as sweet as they could be.
