Your God, my God or no God. We are still one nation.


United We Stand, Divided We Fall  

  I'm not compensating for a small penis with a huge SUV watch.  

  Anything is possible with Commander CooCoo Bananas in charge!  

  Its a dumb guy thing.  

  It means...
I'm a-spicy, coochie coochie!  

  how tender is YOUR loin ?  

  Speaking of pee.......nevermind. Everyone does NOT need to know this.  

  The worst thing that could happen is you die. And I've never heard any dead people complain so I just assume it isn't that bad. Sure, some people complain about the dying part, but they're just whiners.  

  Hey, don't go pissing on people's joy parades!

That's my job.  

  OH CRAP! I JUST REMEMBERED I HAVE TO GO SPEND THE NIGHT WITH A DALMATION!  

  I think of LoT as a nice peaceful country road where you can wave to people as they drive by in horse drawn carriages and sit and watch the sun set with people you care about, while Nirvanaman goes whizzing by at breakneck speed, in the dark, with no headlights, no pants drinking and no one cares.  

  So there!  

  The best actor/actress role models are the ones you almost never hear anything about.  

  My ass still hurts.

Hasn't been this painful since that night with Nirvanaman...  

  ...even if Initiative X basically declares that the state will now be run by the Intergalactic Federation with Senator Palpatine installed as Emperor-for-life, and claim Y says that we're voting to put more money into schools and save fuzzy bunnies from absolute annihilation by Vogon bulldozers.  

  [quote=Kevy Baby;193754]Bornieo The Fire Crotch: it's got a good ring to it.[/quote]

So does, Bornieo does Lohan, but I doubt we'll see either.  

  Yum, I loves me a green pepper Cadbury omelette.  

  Silly Cherny... Every thread on LoT is a bacon thread, eventually!  

  Yeah, I'm an idiot  

  WOAH! I don't want a Stephen Hawking!  

  Everything I learned about geography I learned from Bon Jovi."


Hey, did you guys know Australia was a CONTINENT?  

  There's never enough duct tape.  

  Limp-wristed libs can't even properly subvert the kids.



In my day - if you wanted to scar the children with a live televised event - you gathered them in a classroom and watched a teacher get scattered over the Atlantic Ocean.

And you did it together, as a country.  

  Alex wins the thread.  

  Wait, did you just invite us over for a nice quiet meal?....hmmmm now I'm suspicious.