Your God, my God or no God. We are still one nation.


United We Stand, Divided We Fall  

  I'm not compensating for a small penis with a huge SUV watch.  

  Anything is possible with Commander CooCoo Bananas in charge!  

  Its a dumb guy thing.  

  It means...
I'm a-spicy, coochie coochie!  

  how tender is YOUR loin ?  

  I repeat, exploding panties.  

  Speaking of pee.......nevermind. Everyone does NOT need to know this.  

  Hey, don't go pissing on people's joy parades!

That's my job.  

  OH CRAP! I JUST REMEMBERED I HAVE TO GO SPEND THE NIGHT WITH A DALMATION!  

  The Beardie should be named Friskies.  

  So there!  

  The best actor/actress role models are the ones you almost never hear anything about.  

  My ass still hurts.

Hasn't been this painful since that night with Nirvanaman...  

  ...even if Initiative X basically declares that the state will now be run by the Intergalactic Federation with Senator Palpatine installed as Emperor-for-life, and claim Y says that we're voting to put more money into schools and save fuzzy bunnies from absolute annihilation by Vogon bulldozers.  

  I mean, I love buying condoms. I just slap them down on the counter and give that proud grin which means, "Dude, I'm getting LAID!  

  Silly Cherny... Every thread on LoT is a bacon thread, eventually!  

  Yeah, I'm an idiot  

  One of the (Bulgaria? Russia? not sure) volleyball players playing against the US last night had the last name "Gaydarski".
I found that funny in a juvenille, silly way.

I imagined him going around to all the athletes in a thick accent:

"You, American diving of synchronicity, you are a gay."

"You, rolling in sand with other female volleyball player. You are gay female like Etheridge, Melissa."

"You, Phelps. You are not a gay. But many queens across your country have crush on you..."

"You male gymnast, you are gay like male hanging out in Build-A-Bear Store without girlfriend."

 

  Imagine that, a flaming comment from Kevy Baby  

  So what you're saying is, the odds of there being a Knightley-on-Johansson clothes-tearing cat fight, possibly involving mud, oil, or non-brand-specific-gelatin dessert have suddenly sky rocketed. Today is a good day.  

  Wait...I think we've got the dots connected.

Looking at naked boobies is socialism!

Pornography makes you want to masturbate. Masturbation is a form of homosexuality. Engaging in a form of homosexuality makes you gay. Being gay will make you want to get gay married. Being allowed to get gay married will mean that all marriage combinations between consenting adults should be allowed (first step I agree with). Allowing all marriage combinations means you'll have large group marriages organized for reasons of profit. Eventually all the group marriages will merge into one large societal marriage everyone is a part of. Socialism! (or democratic republicanism! or constitutional parliamentary monarchy! I must admit they lose me a bit on the last step and how it is different from "government!").

So remember kids, Jenna Jameson is Stalin.  

  Then NA took a nap while I put the site together between doing actual work.  

  [QUOTE=Ghoulish Delight;350014]I don't know. When the house was built, it took 23 years to drive to Disneyland.[/QUOTE]

Geeze, and you guys go all ape**** when they close one little freeway for a weekend. You've gone soft.  

  [QUOTE=CoasterMatt;353786]My brain went weird.... I read the thread title as "Cats and Chainsaws".[/QUOTE]

I'm pretty sure you meant "My brain went Matt...