that ride can get really long, especially if a shaft is not operating.  

  I'm all about smiling.  

  Augh! NA's house is littered with cat corpses!  

  We know where Bush's head is.  

  I'll show you mine if you show me yours.  

  It's never to early for Robin's eggs.  

  Always aiming to please is my motto  

  I thought One-Eyed Willy buried his treasure in a cave.  

  OMG I freaking love coconuts. Fresh, shaved, sprinkled with sugar..... I mean, that describes how I like a lot of things, but coconuts is one of em.  

  Which reminds me, I haven't seen my ferret since the last time scaeagles visited. Coincidence? I think not.  

  Oh btw, Scaeagles- My mom warned me about you. She says you're a nice version of Satan. XD

For Alex:  

  I think every person in the USA should list 10 issues they have with the universe from Women's rights to Gay Marriage to trash on Thursdays to the exicution of the cast of THat's So Raven - anything. Compile the list and the top 10 is what we go with. Then everyone should shut the hell up and move on...  

  I'll take my shirt off right after I throw him my underwear with the rest of the media.  

  Hey Neph - at least someone quoted you. I'm not quotable or on the list of kewl people. Woe is me!  

  It's my thing, small as it might be  

  Who exactly sees a twitter with a link to porn and thinks, "Oh thank, GOD! I've been looking all OVER the internet for pr0n and just haven't been able to find any. Finally, this kind stranger has provided me the link I need!!"?  

  I could put moon gravity on my Discover Card.  

  I think if the Dave Matthews Band played the Golden Horseshoe, I think I'd just explode in a cloud of fag dust.  

  And conversely if you cower because of the couch color but not the fact that you're talking to one of four or so people in the world who can single handedly destroy the world then priorities may be out of whack.  

  You must negative rep someone else before you can bitch slap Kevy again  

  I think BtD is offering to watch Coupling in exchange for you watching Monty Python's Flying Circus...  

  I was schooled in Star Wars by my little girl. I was both humbled and proud at the same time.  

  You'd think Leif Garret phoned or something.  

  I know where there's a defibrillator here at work. I'm grabbing it now and jumping in the car to go revive Kevy.  

  No, you're all retarded. And by retarded I mean gay. And by gay I mean Mormon.