You haven't lived until you've nursed a transformer.  

  oh christ, where's my bacon? I'm feeling lonely.  

  Just remember - "ma'am" and "sir" mean "bitch" and "jackass".  

  WB has most certainly NOT been messing with my ham. And if she were, it wouldn't be with a knife. I'm not into pain.  

  I sound like such a fogey!  

  So, if Lashbear is four stories tall and wearing a kilt, wouldn't we be able to walk underneath to verify that he is the "biggest"?  

  This [YOAMD] is giving me My Little Pony flashbacks.  

  I started to say "I have a problem eating anything with a head but knew I was setting myself up.  

  Every morning I ride a shuttle that also serves the Pixar Studio and every morning I have resisted the urge to shout out "does anybody have thoughts on the future of Walt Disney Feature Animation as a separate unit from Pixar?  

  IMPORTANT DISCLAIMER:

Vegemite should NOT be used with Avocado under any circumstances.... anymore than Sardines should be served with Strawberry Ice-cream  

  Okay, I think it would scare the carp outta me.  

  [QUOTE=Not Afraid;136229]Actually, it was more like "eh hoh you didit wan anyif dis.[/QUOTE]So he was talking like you type?  

  That's why you shouldn't eat veggies. Long live meat!  

  As long as MBC doesn't read this, I'm up for something on the side.  

  No comment  

  Yeah, I guess you're right.....I keep forgetting that the internet doesn't work the same way as a newspaper.  

  Let's just say that Kevy's wand is full of Dark Magic.  

  [quote=alphabassettgrrl;205344]Boobies should not do scary things. [/quote]

Why do you think they call them "BOO!-bies"?  

  [QUOTE=lashbear;228080]...does spraying Leo with whipped cream count as cooking ?[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=MouseWife;228083]Wahooo!! If so, that means that I can cook!!

{anything to keep that image from my mind.......stop....go away....think about something else.....}[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=DreadPirateRoberts;228087]You've sprayed Leo with whip cream?[/QUOTE]

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  Ok, perhaps I let one slip in the backdoor that time  

  One of the (Bulgaria? Russia? not sure) volleyball players playing against the US last night had the last name "Gaydarski".
I found that funny in a juvenille, silly way.

I imagined him going around to all the athletes in a thick accent:

"You, American diving of synchronicity, you are a gay."

"You, rolling in sand with other female volleyball player. You are gay female like Etheridge, Melissa."

"You, Phelps. You are not a gay. But many queens across your country have crush on you..."

"You male gymnast, you are gay like male hanging out in Build-A-Bear Store without girlfriend."

 

  nothings tops a birthday cake like a sactown squirt.  

  So what you're saying is, the odds of there being a Knightley-on-Johansson clothes-tearing cat fight, possibly involving mud, oil, or non-brand-specific-gelatin dessert have suddenly sky rocketed. Today is a good day.  

  [QUOTE=Ghoulish Delight;350014]I don't know. When the house was built, it took 23 years to drive to Disneyland.[/QUOTE]

Geeze, and you guys go all ape**** when they close one little freeway for a weekend. You've gone soft.  

  [QUOTE=CoasterMatt;353786]My brain went weird.... I read the thread title as "Cats and Chainsaws".[/QUOTE]

I'm pretty sure you meant "My brain went Matt...