Alex broke the internets  

  This is why God made the dollar section at Target.  

  And, funny, but kids don't need hallucinogens.  

  lolz  

  Kevy, I know you like the risque humor, but posting a photo of your genitals is just going too far.  

  If a woman is going to earn my vote, she has to be someone who was not having sex with the president. Like Hillary Clinton.  

  Lol, Ally!


(Just this afternoon I saw a Hello Kitty toy and thought of you- good to see you!)  

  Dammit when Ugly Betty and Desperate Housewives stop showing new episodes in December due to no new scripts, I'll only have video games, the Internet, netflix, disneyland, the movies, live theatre, a Bjork concert, holiday shopping and my friends with benefits to turn to for entertainment. Oh the humanity!  

  Once I heard who all had pokey'd their penises, I wasn't going near the thing without a condom.  

  Yes, but I understand your labia are spectacular  

  Yes, it's a fact, when most of you first met me via MousePad and MouseAdventure, I was but a baby-fresh 25-year-old already with the soul of a near-death octogenarian.

In the years since my soul died.  

  Assholes: We're going to Heaven. We're going to Heaven.

(arrive at the pearly gates)

St Peter: So, I see your very last act on Earth was to gloat over the misfortunes of others. That's not very loving of you. I'm sorry, but I don't think you deserve to be in Heaven. DENIED!!!!  

  If god wanted you to eat warm, fresh baked cookies while camping at Sheep Creek he wouldn't have put so many tall trees there. Obviously, he wants you to eat warm, fresh baked cookies while camping at Death Valley.  

  I heart Gavin Newsom  

  I think every person in the USA should list 10 issues they have with the universe from Women's rights to Gay Marriage to trash on Thursdays to the exicution of the cast of THat's So Raven - anything. Compile the list and the top 10 is what we go with. Then everyone should shut the hell up and move on...  

  What are you callin' meaningless??? This board is my LIFE!!!  

  I resent being in the Curmudgeons group with ISM. He is far more curmudgeony than I. He should be in his own ultra-curmudgeons group.  

  Oh NO!!!!! Someone was RIDICULED!!!!!! On the INTERNET!!!!!!!!!!!  

  Hehe, makes me think of those Visa Giftcards...

2009 Economic Stimulus Package: Sponsored by Visa.

Don't leave the homeland without it.  

  I just my heard my new favorite line: "World's Best Breast Stroker  

  Yeah, stupid skank whore.  

  Yeah, you know, I think I've finally fallen in love with a chick. Her name is Tina Fey. I want to have her babies or how ever that works.  

  I'm envisioning the next wave of promos with a bunch of mutants slogging through LA saying cheerily to the camera, "Fritz said it would be like this.  

  [quote=€uroMeinke;347002]My understanding is rapture is Saturday, the actual end of the world doesn't come until October 21 - so we should have a good couple months without annoying Christian's coming to your door, or forcing their moral values on you. I think it'll be a great few months, despite the earthquakes, volcanoes, typhoons, and such.[/quote]


So, when the people come to the door on Sunday (as they are won to do) we should answer and say "So, you're still here? You were WRONG!".  

  I hear they've been harvested a little early over at golden vine...grapes haven't quite gotten as sweet as they could be.