You haven't lived until you've nursed a transformer.  

  This is why God made the dollar section at Target.  

  And, funny, but kids don't need hallucinogens.  

  WB has most certainly NOT been messing with my ham. And if she were, it wouldn't be with a knife. I'm not into pain.  

  So, if Lashbear is four stories tall and wearing a kilt, wouldn't we be able to walk underneath to verify that he is the "biggest"?  

  Why couldn't Innoventions just implode?  

  Every morning I ride a shuttle that also serves the Pixar Studio and every morning I have resisted the urge to shout out "does anybody have thoughts on the future of Walt Disney Feature Animation as a separate unit from Pixar?  

  IMPORTANT DISCLAIMER:

Vegemite should NOT be used with Avocado under any circumstances.... anymore than Sardines should be served with Strawberry Ice-cream  

  Okay, I think it would scare the carp outta me.  

  [QUOTE=Not Afraid;136229]Actually, it was more like "eh hoh you didit wan anyif dis.[/QUOTE]So he was talking like you type?  

  That's why you shouldn't eat veggies. Long live meat!  

  As long as MBC doesn't read this, I'm up for something on the side.  

  Dammit when Ugly Betty and Desperate Housewives stop showing new episodes in December due to no new scripts, I'll only have video games, the Internet, netflix, disneyland, the movies, live theatre, a Bjork concert, holiday shopping and my friends with benefits to turn to for entertainment. Oh the humanity!  

  Hang on to them hats and caskets, cos' this here's the wildest ride to the afterlife!  

  [quote=alphabassettgrrl;205344]Boobies should not do scary things. [/quote]

Why do you think they call them "BOO!-bies"?  

  If god wanted you to eat warm, fresh baked cookies while camping at Sheep Creek he wouldn't have put so many tall trees there. Obviously, he wants you to eat warm, fresh baked cookies while camping at Death Valley.  

  What are you callin' meaningless??? This board is my LIFE!!!  

  I resent being in the Curmudgeons group with ISM. He is far more curmudgeony than I. He should be in his own ultra-curmudgeons group.  

  Ok, perhaps I let one slip in the backdoor that time  

  WOAH! I don't want a Stephen Hawking!  

  Everything I learned about geography I learned from Bon Jovi."


Hey, did you guys know Australia was a CONTINENT?  

  There's never enough duct tape.  

  Limp-wristed libs can't even properly subvert the kids.



In my day - if you wanted to scar the children with a live televised event - you gathered them in a classroom and watched a teacher get scattered over the Atlantic Ocean.

And you did it together, as a country.  

  Nothing says "fair and legal business practices" like the word "mafia".  

  Current score: Alex 1, Moonliner 0