You haven't lived until you've nursed a transformer.  

  This is why God made the dollar section at Target.  

  And, funny, but kids don't need hallucinogens.  

  WB has most certainly NOT been messing with my ham. And if she were, it wouldn't be with a knife. I'm not into pain.  

  lolz  

  Why couldn't Innoventions just implode?  

  Lol, Ally!


(Just this afternoon I saw a Hello Kitty toy and thought of you- good to see you!)  

  Every morning I ride a shuttle that also serves the Pixar Studio and every morning I have resisted the urge to shout out "does anybody have thoughts on the future of Walt Disney Feature Animation as a separate unit from Pixar?  

  IMPORTANT DISCLAIMER:

Vegemite should NOT be used with Avocado under any circumstances.... anymore than Sardines should be served with Strawberry Ice-cream  

  Okay, I think it would scare the carp outta me.  

  [QUOTE=Not Afraid;136229]Actually, it was more like "eh hoh you didit wan anyif dis.[/QUOTE]So he was talking like you type?  

  That's why you shouldn't eat veggies. Long live meat!  

  As long as MBC doesn't read this, I'm up for something on the side.  

  Dammit when Ugly Betty and Desperate Housewives stop showing new episodes in December due to no new scripts, I'll only have video games, the Internet, netflix, disneyland, the movies, live theatre, a Bjork concert, holiday shopping and my friends with benefits to turn to for entertainment. Oh the humanity!  

  Yes, but I understand your labia are spectacular  

  [quote=alphabassettgrrl;205344]Boobies should not do scary things. [/quote]

Why do you think they call them "BOO!-bies"?  

  If god wanted you to eat warm, fresh baked cookies while camping at Sheep Creek he wouldn't have put so many tall trees there. Obviously, he wants you to eat warm, fresh baked cookies while camping at Death Valley.  

  What are you callin' meaningless??? This board is my LIFE!!!  

  I resent being in the Curmudgeons group with ISM. He is far more curmudgeony than I. He should be in his own ultra-curmudgeons group.  

  Ok, perhaps I let one slip in the backdoor that time  

  Hehe, makes me think of those Visa Giftcards...

2009 Economic Stimulus Package: Sponsored by Visa.

Don't leave the homeland without it.  

  One of the (Bulgaria? Russia? not sure) volleyball players playing against the US last night had the last name "Gaydarski".
I found that funny in a juvenille, silly way.

I imagined him going around to all the athletes in a thick accent:

"You, American diving of synchronicity, you are a gay."

"You, rolling in sand with other female volleyball player. You are gay female like Etheridge, Melissa."

"You, Phelps. You are not a gay. But many queens across your country have crush on you..."

"You male gymnast, you are gay like male hanging out in Build-A-Bear Store without girlfriend."

 

  Yeah, stupid skank whore.  

  Yeah, you know, I think I've finally fallen in love with a chick. Her name is Tina Fey. I want to have her babies or how ever that works.  

  nothings tops a birthday cake like a sactown squirt.