Nevermind, I'm weaving my own lake...  

  You don't know Jack? I thought everyone knew Jack.  

  OH, THE HUGE MANATEE!  

  That's xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxfxftysdfuibgouilarious!  

  All this pounding. I'm either getting horny or a headache.  

  Do "gay cowboys" count as benefits?  

  [QUOTE=Chernabog;159543]I lost my virginity the other week...[/QUOTE]

Oh, I found it found cowering behind the couch. Claimed it hadn't seen you in years, I let it go outside (catch and release) with some condoms, which it threw in my face. Nasty little thing.  

  Whenever I make a sandwich at home and put lettuce on it, I feel like I'm stealing food from the rabbit.  

  We've now descended from a discussion of the new design ideas for DCA to man on sheep love.

Lounge of Tomorrow - An Adventure Thru Inner Skank  

  Is it, in fact, possible to to disagree with a change to an attraction and not be accused of wanting Disneyland to be a museum? The word "purist" is also being used as if it's somehow a bad thing to not want parasites in one's glass of water.  

  Let me tell you about the bacon cheeseburger.

Nearly 1/2 inch thick sliced bacon, somewhat candied like we had on New Year's Eve. Was there a burger involved? I'm sure there was, but I can't remember it well enough to describe it except to say that it came with the most amazing bacon.  

  [QUOTE=innerSpaceman;228381]Oh, that's so weird. I was wondering why I was suddenly thinking of Harry Potter and when's the next movie on my way to work this morning.[/QUOTE]

InnerSpaceman, Internet Psychic!  

  Old enough to be an Occasional Grouch, old enough not to care.  

  But, it's a dry hate.  

  Just remember, you can wile away your coyotes, but you while away your time.  

  We've had a little conversation here, in the virtual world, that may come up in actual face-to-face conversation the next time we're at a LoT meet. In one thread we're talking about our high school experiences, in another, our political feelings, and in a third, what songs make us happy. And, of course, bacon.  

  It's not so much that we like our sh!t stirred on the LoT, we just like the *ka-BOOM* you get when you throw a cherry bomb into an outhouse.

The stank is bonus.  

  This thread has officially failed.

Go back to your damn earworm thread, you carpetbaggers!  

  I wonder how I'd react if Millard Fillmore called me...  

  [QUOTE=Alex;309242]Sadly that wouldn't work for me either. I'm a bacon atheist as well.[/QUOTE]

Really? What about the Easter Bunny? Or Columbus?

How about Cleveland or Cincinnati? WHAT ABOUT TOLEDO?!?  

  Alex wins the thread.  

  What is it? Old boyfriend? Foosball table? Portable stage for home productions of "Put That Thing Back Where it Came From or So Help Me?" Empty beer keg? King-sized bean bag chair? Tyrannosaurus skeleton? Wading pool? Rolled up carpet with suspicious lump in the middle?  

  Tittoos?  

  The addition of bacon to the pudding itself would result in mushy bacon. Which would be unfortunate.  

  That's funny! I immediately thought of "Strawuberry chips..." too.