Oh the pressure! It's not enough to be mojo-worthy, now I have to be quotable? *dramatic back of hand to forehead gesture*  

  oh christ, where's my bacon? I'm feeling lonely.  

  Just remember - "ma'am" and "sir" mean "bitch" and "jackass".  

  I sound like such a fogey!  

  Our cat thinks the puppies tail is the best toy ever  

  This [YOAMD] is giving me My Little Pony flashbacks.  

  Why couldn't Innoventions just implode?  

  I started to say "I have a problem eating anything with a head but knew I was setting myself up.  

  I'd say that's either Kevy Baby or CoasterMatt. Not sure, but that seems most likely.  

  No comment  

  Yeah, I guess you're right.....I keep forgetting that the internet doesn't work the same way as a newspaper.  

  Hang on to them hats and caskets, cos' this here's the wildest ride to the afterlife!  

  Let's just say that Kevy's wand is full of Dark Magic.  

  Thread stuck, but can it be official that I am totally bitter about this?

Signed,

Bitter Rocky Mountainer  

  Surely you can still get there by way of Canada and North Dakota! Show some determination in getting your TJs!  

  [QUOTE=lashbear;228080]...does spraying Leo with whipped cream count as cooking ?[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=MouseWife;228083]Wahooo!! If so, that means that I can cook!!

{anything to keep that image from my mind.......stop....go away....think about something else.....}[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=DreadPirateRoberts;228087]You've sprayed Leo with whip cream?[/QUOTE]

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  I could put moon gravity on my Discover Card.  

  I don't think this is close at all anymore. I think Obama has this in the bag  

  I have been touched by His noodly appendage!  

  for 100% Closet Coverage, I suggest any of Tom Cruises wives.  

  Everything I learned about geography I learned from Bon Jovi."


Hey, did you guys know Australia was a CONTINENT?  

  Wait, did you just invite us over for a nice quiet meal?....hmmmm now I'm suspicious.  

  Kevy is seriously hot.  

  I was schooled in Star Wars by my little girl. I was both humbled and proud at the same time.  

  I know where there's a defibrillator here at work. I'm grabbing it now and jumping in the car to go revive Kevy.