Of course she could call this one "Harry Potter plus some story stuff" and she'd still sell a bazillion copies.  

  Your God, my God or no God. We are still one nation.


United We Stand, Divided We Fall  

  In my household, they just start drinking again.  

  It means...
I'm a-spicy, coochie coochie!  

  how tender is YOUR loin ?  

  I repeat, exploding panties.  

  Speaking of pee.......nevermind. Everyone does NOT need to know this.  

  I loves me the weener!  

  The Beardie should be named Friskies.  

  The best actor/actress role models are the ones you almost never hear anything about.  

  Every time you prevent cancer, you kill a polar bear, and they turn them into Coke.  

  My ass still hurts.

Hasn't been this painful since that night with Nirvanaman...  

  I mean, I love buying condoms. I just slap them down on the counter and give that proud grin which means, "Dude, I'm getting LAID!  

  I find myself becoming more and more libertarian in my thinking. I just hate the government telling people what they can and can not do. I also hate the government telling organizations what they can and can not do. I have oft fallen into the trap of government intervention as acceptable in cases that I think are OK or moral or whatever.

I think the government nanny state is a product of power hungry politicians, people who expect life to be fair, and people who won't take responsibility for their own actions. The concept of victimless crime i find more and more reprehensible.

I will never visit a hooker, but why outlaw it? I won't do drugs, but shouldn't an adult have that option? I doubt I'll be selling a kidney any time soon, but it's my freakin' kidney and I should be allowed to do with it as I please.

Leave people to make choices even if they are potentially harmful. Government can intervene if if it becomes harmful to others. An adults need to take the responsibility and/or consequences for their actions without whining that the government isn't providing enough for them.  

  [QUOTE=lashbear;228080]...does spraying Leo with whipped cream count as cooking ?[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=MouseWife;228083]Wahooo!! If so, that means that I can cook!!
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[QUOTE=DreadPirateRoberts;228087]You've sprayed Leo with whip cream?[/QUOTE]

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  Who exactly sees a twitter with a link to porn and thinks, "Oh thank, GOD! I've been looking all OVER the internet for pr0n and just haven't been able to find any. Finally, this kind stranger has provided me the link I need!!"?  

  I could put moon gravity on my Discover Card.  

  And conversely if you cower because of the couch color but not the fact that you're talking to one of four or so people in the world who can single handedly destroy the world then priorities may be out of whack.  

  You must negative rep someone else before you can bitch slap Kevy again  

  I think BtD is offering to watch Coupling in exchange for you watching Monty Python's Flying Circus...  

  Kevy is seriously hot.  

  I was schooled in Star Wars by my little girl. I was both humbled and proud at the same time.  

  You'd think Leif Garret phoned or something.  

  I know where there's a defibrillator here at work. I'm grabbing it now and jumping in the car to go revive Kevy.  

  No, you're all retarded. And by retarded I mean gay. And by gay I mean Mormon.