Oh the pressure! It's not enough to be mojo-worthy, now I have to be quotable? *dramatic back of hand to forehead gesture*  

  oh christ, where's my bacon? I'm feeling lonely.  

  Just remember - "ma'am" and "sir" mean "bitch" and "jackass".  

  I sound like such a fogey!  

  Our cat thinks the puppies tail is the best toy ever  

  This [YOAMD] is giving me My Little Pony flashbacks.  

  I started to say "I have a problem eating anything with a head but knew I was setting myself up.  

  Every morning I ride a shuttle that also serves the Pixar Studio and every morning I have resisted the urge to shout out "does anybody have thoughts on the future of Walt Disney Feature Animation as a separate unit from Pixar?  

  I'd say that's either Kevy Baby or CoasterMatt. Not sure, but that seems most likely.  

  I think of LoT as a nice peaceful country road where you can wave to people as they drive by in horse drawn carriages and sit and watch the sun set with people you care about, while Nirvanaman goes whizzing by at breakneck speed, in the dark, with no headlights, no pants drinking and no one cares.  

  If the combination of the OP, the "disturbing link", and the fact that it is me isn't obvious enough, this link is NSFW.  

  No comment  

  Yeah, I guess you're right.....I keep forgetting that the internet doesn't work the same way as a newspaper.  

  [quote=Kevy Baby;193754]Bornieo The Fire Crotch: it's got a good ring to it.[/quote]

So does, Bornieo does Lohan, but I doubt we'll see either.  

  Let's just say that Kevy's wand is full of Dark Magic.  

  Thread stuck, but can it be official that I am totally bitter about this?

Signed,

Bitter Rocky Mountainer  

  Surely you can still get there by way of Canada and North Dakota! Show some determination in getting your TJs!  

  [QUOTE=lashbear;228080]...does spraying Leo with whipped cream count as cooking ?[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=MouseWife;228083]Wahooo!! If so, that means that I can cook!!

{anything to keep that image from my mind.......stop....go away....think about something else.....}[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=DreadPirateRoberts;228087]You've sprayed Leo with whip cream?[/QUOTE]

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  Hehe, makes me think of those Visa Giftcards...

2009 Economic Stimulus Package: Sponsored by Visa.

Don't leave the homeland without it.  

  I just my heard my new favorite line: "World's Best Breast Stroker  

  Yeah, stupid skank whore.  

  Yeah, you know, I think I've finally fallen in love with a chick. Her name is Tina Fey. I want to have her babies or how ever that works.  

  I'm envisioning the next wave of promos with a bunch of mutants slogging through LA saying cheerily to the camera, "Fritz said it would be like this.  

  [quote=€uroMeinke;347002]My understanding is rapture is Saturday, the actual end of the world doesn't come until October 21 - so we should have a good couple months without annoying Christian's coming to your door, or forcing their moral values on you. I think it'll be a great few months, despite the earthquakes, volcanoes, typhoons, and such.[/quote]


So, when the people come to the door on Sunday (as they are won to do) we should answer and say "So, you're still here? You were WRONG!".  

  I hear they've been harvested a little early over at golden vine...grapes haven't quite gotten as sweet as they could be.