[QUOTE=Kevy Baby;349198]The AC is out in our half of the building

Seriously?!?[/QUOTE]

Kevy is seriously hot.


Yeah, now that's a sentence I would have bet heavily against me ever typing.  

  Nipples can wait. (It's the sequel to Heaven Can Wait.)  

  I'm wondering what other sort of "mageddons" we could have?

2 am on St. Patrick's Day = Barmageddon
The day everyone finally gets their just rewards = Karmageddon
When everyone and everything abides by Natural Order = Dharmageddon
The day when the world runs low on Parmesan Cheese = Parmageddon

The possibilities are endless!  

  Perhaps you've just been migrated to the outer circles?  

  On the other hand, I can connect with friends around the world, watch movies, live TV, stream live video to the world, and even make phone calls just by reaching into my pocket.  

  From what I am reading, I believe one of the trains was stopped right at the base of the loop. Don't quote me on that through.  

  [QUOTE=Ghoulish Delight;350014]I don't know. When the house was built, it took 23 years to drive to Disneyland.[/QUOTE]

Geeze, and you guys go all ape**** when they close one little freeway for a weekend. You've gone soft.  

  How is it that at night, no matter how exhausted I am, if it's over 77 degrees I am unable to sleep lying in a comfy bed with the lights out. Yet in the middle of the day, no matter how rested and caffeinated I am, if it's over 77 degrees I'm unable to stay awake in an uncomfortable conference room chair with florescent lights in my face?

Maybe I should redesign my bedroom.  

  I can far outpoop any party...  

  Pizza. Chips. Red Bull.  

  Predicting a 4-5 magnitude earthquake is not quite like saying it will be sunny here in LA, but close.  

  But I'm sorry that when you post to a message board people actually converse instead of just giving you thumbs up and a "nice one!  

  Where do you apply a banana republic anyway? I would hope they'd at least buy him dinner first!  

  A country that dwells too much on the suck in life finds itself killing people for really stupid reasons a couple centuries down the road.  

  Do we really need to have a pissing match on this?  

  That which is embarrassing among friends is not a 1 to 1 overlap with that which is embarrassing when you're mom wants to talk about it.  

  Tittoos?  

  Quikster? Yeah, smart. In other stupid news, Google just changed their name to Searchfun and Coke is changing theirs to Brown Bubble Drinkup.  

  Now I'm confused. Perchance you've outwitted me?  

  Jesus, even in your dreams you don't invite me to things.  

  The addition of bacon to the pudding itself would result in mushy bacon. Which would be unfortunate.  

  I'm not getting the connection between Tom Jones and the Teletubbies but think it is probably better I stay ignorant.  

  [QUOTE=CoasterMatt;353786]My brain went weird.... I read the thread title as "Cats and Chainsaws".[/QUOTE]

I'm pretty sure you meant "My brain went Matt...  

  That's funny! I immediately thought of "Strawuberry chips..." too.  

  The thing about quotes on the internet is that you cannot verify their validity.