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Forum: Egg Head 07-04-2008, 07:44 PM
Replies: 77
Views: 3,861
Posted By LashStoat
Bear...Bear!!! At least one of us has to worry...

Bear...Bear!!!

At least one of us has to worry about the metal roundy-roundy thing under the big metal lid. If I didn't then lumps would drop off and the car wouldn't go along when we pressed the...
Forum: Lounge Lizard 07-04-2008, 07:36 PM
Replies: 28
Views: 1,275
Posted By LashStoat
Dear Morrigoon, "A male woman" can be very...

Dear Morrigoon,

"A male woman" can be very scary. Here is an example:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xaFxpor_vE8&feature=related

So, when BD says "a female woman", I can really tell the...
Forum: Jet Set 07-04-2008, 05:50 AM
Replies: 7
Views: 493
Posted By LashStoat
Bear...Bear!!! Are we going to Hawaii? I'd...

Bear...Bear!!!

Are we going to Hawaii? I'd better start growing my grass skirt now, so I can get laid on the lawn...

Love and hugs,

The Stoat XXX.
Forum: Egg Head 07-04-2008, 12:36 AM
Replies: 77
Views: 3,861
Posted By LashStoat
Dear BTD, I take my Hilux Ute to the local...

Dear BTD,

I take my Hilux Ute to the local K-Mart Tyre service guys, and a decent service costs $120 to $160 here in OZ.

If ever you are in doubt about what should/shouldn't be done, most car...
Forum: Jet Set 07-04-2008, 12:28 AM
Replies: 4
Views: 476
Posted By LashStoat
The cool thing about Death Valley, is it looks...

The cool thing about Death Valley, is it looks the same in all four seasons.

http://www.daviddarling.info/images/Mars_panorama.jpg
Forum: Daily Grind 07-04-2008, 12:17 AM
Replies: 56
Views: 3,541
Posted By LashStoat
Would You Shoot 2 Men to Protect Your Neighbor's...

Would You Shoot 2 Men to Protect Your Neighbor's Property?

No...but I'd shoot my neighbor's property to protect 2 men...if they were cute.

:evil:
Forum: Lounge Lizard 07-04-2008, 12:04 AM
Replies: 25,673
Views: 3,483,108
Posted By LashStoat
Dear JWB, Why are there zombies emitting strong...

Dear JWB,

Why are there zombies emitting strong anti-hardons outside your door?

Have you been invaded by a group of Viagrettes* carrying cold teaspoons?

For God sake man - stand up and be...
Forum: Lounge Lizard 07-03-2008, 11:56 PM
Replies: 25,673
Views: 3,483,108
Posted By LashStoat
Dear Disneyphile, Will any of these do...and...

Dear Disneyphile,

Will any of these do...and don't forget you can skew colours and laminate layers to really grime 'em up.

Love and hugs,

The Stoat XXX.
Forum: Lounge Lizard 07-03-2008, 11:43 PM
Replies: 25,673
Views: 3,483,108
Posted By LashStoat
Dear KatieSue, On behalf of all the Queens, (Mc...

Dear KatieSue,

On behalf of all the Queens, (Mc or not), we welcome you to this fair city, of which we now present the key.

You will need to sign the EULA (End User License Agreement) and there...
Forum: Lounge Lizard 07-03-2008, 11:38 PM
Replies: 25,673
Views: 3,483,108
Posted By LashStoat
Dear Bornieo, Quick - buy a lead-lined fridge,...

Dear Bornieo,

Quick - buy a lead-lined fridge, a set of roller blades and a hard hat !!!

...or perhaps they meant the "LoT"... :D

Love and hugs,

The Stoat.
Forum: Lounge Lizard 07-02-2008, 08:56 AM
Replies: 26
Views: 1,380
Posted By LashStoat
Dear All, The Ms. Pallor reference (as she will...

Dear All,

The Ms. Pallor reference (as she will testify) comes from my very first post on this board...when Bear had his heart attack, and I didn't know anyone.

So I logged in, and sent a message...
Forum: Lounge Lizard 07-02-2008, 08:01 AM
Replies: 26
Views: 1,380
Posted By LashStoat
Awe Ms. Pallor, Bear and I burnt a $hitload of...

Awe Ms. Pallor,

Bear and I burnt a $hitload of fireworks when we were last in Texas simply because we ain't allowed to do so in Orstralia...but I do agree...perhaps anything less than that...
Forum: Lounge Lizard 07-02-2008, 07:43 AM
Replies: 26
Views: 1,380
Posted By LashStoat
YO- friends of the Wiccan/Pagan persuasion Dear...

YO- friends of the Wiccan/Pagan persuasion

Dear N~

I'm a Pecan (that's a cross between a Pagan and a Wiccan), and where I come from, if you wan't to burn an item from some dude that shat you off,...
Forum: Lounge Lizard 07-02-2008, 07:00 AM
Replies: 30
Views: 1,622
Posted By LashStoat
Dear N~ Firstly, smooch !!! Secondly, keep...

Dear N~

Firstly, smooch !!!

Secondly, keep the original document and pay the $41 (make sure you enclose a copy of the original) ... I'd be mega-surprised if you ever hear any more again. That is,...
Forum: Lounge Lizard 07-02-2008, 06:46 AM
Replies: 22
Views: 1,269
Posted By LashStoat
Well, I've really studied the image. There are...

Well, I've really studied the image. There are two distinct light sources - the one that lights the left urinal is at a much lower angle than the one that lights the right urinal, which is made...
Forum: Lounge Lizard 07-01-2008, 03:49 AM
Replies: 22
Views: 1,269
Posted By LashStoat
I'd have thought the basis of this design to be...

I'd have thought the basis of this design to be quite obvious. It strictly follows Einstein's famous formula:

E = mc2

Where:

E = Entertainment Value.
mc = Male Chauvinist.
2 = Squared (in the...
Forum: Lounge Lizard 07-01-2008, 03:15 AM
Replies: 37
Views: 1,500
Posted By LashStoat
Happy Birthday S4DS, Mai votre aérodrome portes...

Happy Birthday S4DS,

Mai votre aérodrome portes jamais saisir en hiver, et laissez pas votre cintres jamais être plié à la forme, mon petit.

Love and hugs,

The Stoat XXX.
Forum: Lounge Lizard 07-01-2008, 03:01 AM
Replies: 30
Views: 1,392
Posted By LashStoat
The deep golden afternoon sun fell through the...

The deep golden afternoon sun fell through the lace curtains onto the heavy red carpet. In the next room, a radio spoke of steel guitar and summer. His loving gaze fell into her deep blue pools,...
Forum: Egg Head 06-30-2008, 11:58 PM
Replies: 20
Views: 1,245
Posted By LashStoat
Dear S4DS, Don't worry - just stock up on the...

Dear S4DS,

Don't worry - just stock up on the goodies, and if things go wrong, I'm sure you'll be gently deposited at the gates of Disneyland, picnic basket in hand, just in time for a swank...
Forum: Egg Head 06-30-2008, 09:38 PM
Replies: 27
Views: 1,595
Posted By LashStoat
Dear Cherny, This may or may not help you: I...

Dear Cherny,

This may or may not help you: I have installed an MS product called Virtual PC that allows you to install any operating system inside a "sandbox". I have successfully run MS-DOS...
Forum: Lounge Lizard 06-30-2008, 09:12 PM
Replies: 26
Views: 1,486
Posted By LashStoat
I couldn't agree more...and I love the snake.

I couldn't agree more...and I love the snake.
Forum: Egg Head 06-30-2008, 09:02 PM
Replies: 20
Views: 1,245
Posted By LashStoat
Dear Moonliner, Although I'm not inclined to...

Dear Moonliner,

Although I'm not inclined to worry, if you have read the first few chapters of Bill Bryson's "A short history of nearly everything" you'd be a little more sceptical...scientists...
Forum: Egg Head 06-30-2008, 08:48 PM
Replies: 27
Views: 1,595
Posted By LashStoat
Bear and I, after a month or so of giving Vista a...

Bear and I, after a month or so of giving Vista a go on his new laptop, voted with our feet.

At the expense of blowing away some of the (small) proprietary apps, we installed XP...the Acer Aspire...
Forum: Lounge Lizard 06-30-2008, 01:15 AM
Replies: 26
Views: 1,486
Posted By LashStoat
They remind me of The Stepford Wives - or in this...

They remind me of The Stepford Wives - or in this case, The Stepford Babies.

Truly gross.
Forum: Out on the Town 06-29-2008, 07:56 PM
Replies: 2
Views: 399
Posted By LashStoat
Dear MouseWife, Firstly, smooch XXX. ...

Dear MouseWife,

Firstly, smooch XXX.

Secondly, although I'm a trillion miles away :( (see my slice of cheese is unhappy), it seems that Tracilicious is trying to float a community-based...
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