Lounge of Tomorrow

€uromeinke, FEJ. and Ghoulish Delight RULE!!! NA abides.  


Go Back   Lounge of Tomorrow > Search Forums
Swank Swag
FAQ Members List Calendar Today's Posts Clear Unread

Showing results 401 to 425 of 471
Search took 0.01 seconds; generated 111 minute(s) ago.
Search: Posts Made By: LashStoat
Forum: Beatnik 06-04-2008, 11:55 PM
Replies: 69
Poll: Stoat Art !!
Views: 3,750
Posted By LashStoat
Field Research - Wireless Electricity...

Field Research - Wireless Electricity (http://www.loungeoftomorrow.com/LoT/showpost.php?p=215089&postcount=22) Project.

The 3M Company has yet to develop a way of applying Post-It note glue to duct...
Forum: Out on the Town 06-04-2008, 11:17 PM
Replies: 1,200
Views: 78,591
Posted By LashStoat
Bear - they're leaving on Friday night, and we...

Bear - they're leaving on Friday night, and we haven't even swum past New Zealand. And will you please hold the fvcking fry pan higher - the salt water is making the bacon soggy.

XXX
Forum: Out on the Town 06-04-2008, 10:25 PM
Replies: 95
Views: 5,382
Posted By LashStoat
Dear Disneyphile, I would be most honoured if...

Dear Disneyphile,

I would be most honoured if you were to take some of my art and/or stories to share with our friends. Particularly "The remote Thurston in a box cooler" and "The Arkansas Map"...
Forum: Out on the Town 06-04-2008, 10:22 PM
Replies: 95
Views: 5,382
Posted By LashStoat
Dear Mousey Girl, Is that like "Are-can-spell"...

Dear Mousey Girl,

Is that like "Are-can-spell" and "Are-can-walk-and-chew-gum" ?

Love and hugs,

The Stoat XXX
Forum: Out on the Town 06-04-2008, 10:00 PM
Replies: 95
Views: 5,382
Posted By LashStoat
Dear Ms. Pallor... "I'm going to have to bid...

Dear Ms. Pallor...

"I'm going to have to bid one dollar, Bob."


>>Is that Bob Eubanks or Bob Downe?


I'm guessing an even 500 new posts.
Forum: Lounge Lizard 06-04-2008, 08:05 PM
Replies: 37
Views: 2,256
Posted By LashStoat
Hmmm...Waiwera Infinity water huh? I will ask...

Hmmm...Waiwera Infinity water huh?

I will ask SusieAnne Krellingshaw :rolleyes: to write a research document on the subject shortly, as she is currently studying the phenomenon of people buying...
Forum: Beatnik 06-04-2008, 07:52 PM
Replies: 69
Poll: Stoat Art !!
Views: 3,750
Posted By LashStoat
Dear Ms. Pallor...was it the pole or the tape, or...

Dear Ms. Pallor...was it the pole or the tape, or the prose that went with it that got you all hot and bothered? I could do with a little voyeurism...and I can write some pretty kinky technical...
Forum: Out on the Town 06-04-2008, 10:57 AM
Replies: 95
Views: 5,382
Posted By LashStoat
Dear EuroMeinke, Does the chart have to be made...

Dear EuroMeinke,

Does the chart have to be made out of pies...couldn't it be made out of burritos or incontinence pads???

A little artistic license goes a long way you know.

Hugs,

The Stoat.
Forum: Out on the Town 06-04-2008, 10:42 AM
Replies: 1,200
Views: 78,591
Posted By LashStoat
Hi Ms. Matterhorn, Yep - they've all got jobs,...

Hi Ms. Matterhorn,

Yep - they've all got jobs, but they are are all on stress leave. The stress was most likely caused by the intense planning of the trip, and in particular the size of the...
Forum: Out on the Town 06-04-2008, 10:33 AM
Replies: 1,200
Views: 78,591
Posted By LashStoat
Hi IsM, What time is it there...it's 3:30am...

Hi IsM,

What time is it there...it's 3:30am here.

And WTF is a frelling?
Forum: Beatnik 06-04-2008, 10:29 AM
Replies: 69
Poll: Stoat Art !!
Views: 3,750
Posted By LashStoat
Most certainly my love - but it's 3:26am here, so...

Most certainly my love - but it's 3:26am here, so I'll have to leave it for the morrow.

Hugs,

The Stoat XXX.
Forum: Out on the Town 06-04-2008, 10:23 AM
Replies: 1,200
Views: 78,591
Posted By LashStoat
Dear IsM, When since does a bloody mattress...

Dear IsM,

When since does a bloody mattress take batteries???

You are so in need of a ..umm.. escape [!] it ain't funny.

So, I'm officially putting you in charge of the LashPair's Swank...
Forum: Out on the Town 06-04-2008, 10:14 AM
Replies: 1,200
Views: 78,591
Posted By LashStoat
Now don't go reading too much into this, or it...

Now don't go reading too much into this, or it will lead to a whole new thread in a whole new galaxy, far far away...
Forum: Out on the Town 06-04-2008, 09:36 AM
Replies: 1,200
Views: 78,591
Posted By LashStoat
What - so you think I can't swim and cook an...

What - so you think I can't swim and cook an omlette at the same time.

Oh ye of little faith.

But there'd have to be bacon food meat.

And a towel.
Forum: Beatnik 06-04-2008, 09:13 AM
Replies: 69
Poll: Stoat Art !!
Views: 3,750
Posted By LashStoat
Dearest Ponine - the answer has been sent. Love...

Dearest Ponine - the answer has been sent.

Love and hugs,

The Stoat XXX.
Forum: Out on the Town 06-04-2008, 09:00 AM
Replies: 1,200
Views: 78,591
Posted By LashStoat
Dear Snowflake, My, you are the observant one....

Dear Snowflake,

My, you are the observant one. Smoooch.

Love and hugs,

The Stoat XXX
Forum: Out on the Town 06-04-2008, 06:56 AM
Replies: 1,200
Views: 78,591
Posted By LashStoat
If we swim really really hard could we still make...

If we swim really really hard could we still make it?

Probably not...but this is as close to an out-of-body experience that I've ever had, and I love you for it.

Have a great time, and send lots...
Forum: Beatnik 06-04-2008, 03:01 AM
Replies: 69
Poll: Stoat Art !!
Views: 3,750
Posted By LashStoat
Not that surreal, guys.

Not that surreal, guys.
Forum: Beatnik 06-04-2008, 01:16 AM
Replies: 69
Poll: Stoat Art !!
Views: 3,750
Posted By LashStoat
Dear Wendybeth, Like a leopard - well spotted. ...

Dear Wendybeth,

Like a leopard - well spotted.

That's why The Stoat has been posting on behalf of SusieAnne, and why SusieAnne (God love her cotton socks) should swallow one.

It'll be duct tape...
Forum: Out on the Town 06-04-2008, 12:33 AM
Replies: 1,200
Views: 78,591
Posted By LashStoat
...and don't forget the fvcking duct tape.

...and don't forget the fvcking duct tape.
Forum: Out on the Town 06-03-2008, 10:29 PM
Replies: 1,200
Views: 78,591
Posted By LashStoat
There you go - wrapping up the day is yet another...

There you go - wrapping up the day is yet another use for duct tape.

Also - do you work for a locksmith or a piano company?
Forum: Out on the Town 06-03-2008, 09:37 PM
Replies: 1,200
Views: 78,591
Posted By LashStoat
1 character.

1 character.
Forum: Beatnik 06-03-2008, 07:45 PM
Replies: 69
Poll: Stoat Art !!
Views: 3,750
Posted By LashStoat
Dear Kevy, SusieAnn[e] comes from Arkansas (the...

Dear Kevy,

SusieAnn[e] comes from Arkansas (the city) in Arkansas (the state) - just like New York in New York. You've also upset the Mayor's wife Gretchen Mendlehoffenburg (who is still mourning...
Forum: Beatnik 06-03-2008, 07:35 PM
Replies: 69
Poll: Stoat Art !!
Views: 3,750
Posted By LashStoat
Dear SusieAnne, Shove a sock in it... Love...

Dear SusieAnne,

Shove a sock in it...

Love from Uncle LashStoat. XXX
Forum: Beatnik 06-03-2008, 07:32 PM
Replies: 69
Poll: Stoat Art !!
Views: 3,750
Posted By LashStoat
I burn like (pink) magnesium tape...check your...

I burn like (pink) magnesium tape...check your private parts.

Love and hugs,

The Stoat XXX.
Showing results 401 to 425 of 471

 
Forum Jump

All times are GMT -7. The time now is 01:58 AM.


Lunarpages.com Web Hosting

Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.6.4
Copyright ©2000 - 2026, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.