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Old 06-03-2008, 05:25 PM   #21
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Dear Goulish Delight,

You are a picky b*stard...didn't you read the sign?

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Old 06-03-2008, 05:53 PM   #22
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Dear Kevy Baby,

Wireless aircon is nothing - SusieAnne Krellingshaw, aged 11.5 from Arkansas, currently studying ElectroTechnology at the Arkansas Heights lower junior school is developing wireless electricity.

She has been quoted as saying "It'll be good, but the birdies won't have a thing to sit on".

That of course is the least of SusieAnne's problems: The First Lady of Arkansas - Mayor Mendlehoffenburg's wife - had an unfortunate experience when she walked through the invisible transmission line and blew up her dentures and the lapsangsitue dog name "PookieWoodleDumpkins-ette". Medics arrived to find her mysteriously quiet for the first time in many years, clutching a dog leash terminated in what appeared to be a rather bad toupee.

Undeterred, SusieAnne asserts that improvement will be made, in the form of "a tape-like line that follows the path of the transmitted electricity, so that folks can see where it goes".

The 3M Corporation are poised to sign the deal. Company CEO Clive Gloppenmeister is predicting the sales of duct tape “to go through the roof” when the major states adopt the transmitted electricity scheme. It is also reported that 3M have yet to perfect the process of applying Post-It Note glue to the duct tape, so that birds don’t stick to it indefinitely.

Stop Press: The First Lady is said to be recovering just fine, and the Funeral for PookieWoodleDumpkins-ette is this Thursday. No flowers, please.
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Old 06-03-2008, 06:45 PM   #23
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The First Lady of Arkansas - Mayor Mendlehoffenburg's wife
SusieAnn forgot to educate you that States (like Arkansas) have a Governor and cities (such as Little Rock) have a Mayor.

Entire countries are run by crooks.
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Old 06-03-2008, 06:54 PM   #25
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I burn like (pink) magnesium tape...check your private parts.

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Old 06-03-2008, 07:35 PM   #27
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Dear SusieAnne,

Shove a sock in it...

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Entire countries are run by crooks.
Dear Kevy,

SusieAnn[e] comes from Arkansas (the city) in Arkansas (the state) - just like New York in New York. You've also upset the Mayor's wife Gretchen Mendlehoffenburg (who is still mourning the passing of little PookieWoodleDumpkins-ette the lapsangsitue) by failing to recognise the city for what it is - an early adopter of wireless electricity and leader in orthodontic technology.

Sh*thead. And I bet you like whale bacon.
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Shove a sock in it...

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