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I once sh*t lightning after eating an Indian meal of tandoori chicken, but that's a whole different story..

ICK.

That story actually scared the daylights out of me. Lightning once struck our neighbor's home across the street years ago when I was living at home. I was in college at the time and studying, and suddenly I heard a deafening crash. The light that flashed through my closed window blinds was actually, well blinding.

When I ran outside, the street was SMOKING. The neighbor's palm tree was on fire. And everybody on the block's computers & TV's were SHOT. Our bigscreen was operable, but now with a lovely tinted green screen. We all lost power, and maybe our minds a little that night. THANK GOD, however, that the most important thing of all occured- nobody was struck.