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It's a small world after all, but nevertheless, our water closets are sedate refined tall elegant "Crash flush" bowls, sith a modest amount of water in the bottom, where the flush mechanism releases cascades down the sides of the bowl to instantly remove any "articles".
Yours are vertically challenged Marie-Antoinette Champagne Glass Horrors, jet-driven, and designed to flood ones nether parts, should they be sufficient to dangle in the all-too-close waterline, as well as taking your "articles" and swirling them around for inordinate amounts of time providing a carousel of horror becore jet-streaming them off to the back of the unit like a LIM launch.
Bring on the Washlets !!
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