Happy Australia Day.

lashbear · 01-28-2007, 02:02 PM

It's a small world after all, but nevertheless, our water closets are sedate refined tall elegant "Crash flush" bowls, sith a modest amount of water in the bottom, where the flush mechanism releases cascades down the sides of the bowl to instantly remove any "articles".

Yours are vertically challenged Marie-Antoinette Champagne Glass Horrors, jet-driven, and designed to flood ones nether parts, should they be sufficient to dangle in the all-too-close waterline, as well as taking your "articles" and swirling them around for inordinate amounts of time providing a carousel of horror becore jet-streaming them off to the back of the unit like a LIM launch.

Bring on the Washlets !!

~MS~ · 01-28-2007, 05:56 PM

Leave it you Lash..I drop by to wish you a belated Happy Aussie day only to find myself laughing so hard I have tears .....I can't wait to hug you ...

01-28-2007, 02:02 PM	#1
lashbear SwishBuckling Bear Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: In Isolation :) Posts: 6,597	It's a small world after all, but nevertheless, *our* water closets are sedate refined tall elegant "Crash flush" bowls, sith a modest amount of water in the bottom, where the flush mechanism releases cascades down the sides of the bowl to instantly remove any "articles". Yours are vertically challenged Marie-Antoinette Champagne Glass Horrors, jet-driven, and designed to flood ones nether parts, should they be sufficient to dangle in the all-too-close waterline, as well as taking your "articles" and swirling them around for inordinate amounts of time providing a carousel of horror becore jet-streaming them off to the back of the unit like a LIM launch. Bring on the Washlets !! __________________ *I Heart* my Husband - I can't think of anyone I'd rather be in isolation with.**
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01-28-2007, 05:56 PM	#2
~MS~ One Happy little Missy! Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 658	Leave it you Lash..I drop by to wish you a belated Happy Aussie day only to find myself laughing so hard I have tears .....I can't wait to hug you ... __________________ "Sometimes Miracles Hide"
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