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Originally Posted by tracilicious
Having somewhat of a grudge against JW's currently, I'm planning something more like this, "Is it true that JW's discourage oral sex? I like sucking c*ck WAY too much to be a JW if that's the case. Give me the biggest c*ck you can find and I'll suck it! I don't even care who it's attached to. Old guys, religious guys, atheists, young guys...Hell I'll even suck a smelly homeless guy's c*ck! That's just how much I love c*ck. Fvck do I love c*ck! Do you guys love c*ck as much as I do?"
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This, of course, is the spirit of Jesus's message. Preface it with, "I bring you good news," and you have a gospel truly worth taking door to door.