I never know what to say...

tracilicious · 03-09-2007, 03:52 PM

I agree with Alex. Just say you aren't interested and close the door. It won't phase them in the least. If you really don't like being bothered, ask them not to come to your door again. They'll write it down and remember it for at least a year.

Having somewhat of a grudge against JW's currently, I'm planning something more like this, "Is it true that JW's discourage oral sex? I like sucking c*ck WAY too much to be a JW if that's the case. Give me the biggest c*ck you can find and I'll suck it! I don't even care who it's attached to. Old guys, religious guys, atheists, young guys...Hell I'll even suck a smelly homeless guy's c*ck! That's just how much I love c*ck. Fvck do I love c*ck! Do you guys love c*ck as much as I do?"

Of course, it won't do any good. But I'll be amused.

Motorboat Cruiser · 03-09-2007, 04:08 PM

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Originally Posted by tracilicious

Having somewhat of a grudge against JW's currently, I'm planning something more like this, "Is it true that JW's discourage oral sex? I like sucking c*ck WAY too much to be a JW if that's the case. Give me the biggest c*ck you can find and I'll suck it! I don't even care who it's attached to. Old guys, religious guys, atheists, young guys...Hell I'll even suck a smelly homeless guy's c*ck! That's just how much I love c*ck. Fvck do I love c*ck! Do you guys love c*ck as much as I do?"

Looks like Sac is going to need some more watchtowers and another set of directions.

Oh, and it is taking every ounce of willpower not to add this to the quote list. I fear I may not hold out much longer.

Strangler Lewis · 03-12-2007, 06:56 AM

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Originally Posted by tracilicious

Having somewhat of a grudge against JW's currently, I'm planning something more like this, "Is it true that JW's discourage oral sex? I like sucking c*ck WAY too much to be a JW if that's the case. Give me the biggest c*ck you can find and I'll suck it! I don't even care who it's attached to. Old guys, religious guys, atheists, young guys...Hell I'll even suck a smelly homeless guy's c*ck! That's just how much I love c*ck. Fvck do I love c*ck! Do you guys love c*ck as much as I do?"

This, of course, is the spirit of Jesus's message. Preface it with, "I bring you good news," and you have a gospel truly worth taking door to door.

3894 · 03-12-2007, 07:37 AM

If you come to my door and you're LDS, we'll talk about Utah because we like Utah and you probably are either from there or have relatives there.

Other denominations, peace be with you and don't let the door hit ya.

03-09-2007, 03:52 PM	#1
tracilicious avatar transition Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: in-between Posts: 2,487	I agree with Alex. Just say you aren't interested and close the door. It won't phase them in the least. If you really don't like being bothered, ask them not to come to your door again. They'll write it down and remember it for at least a year. Having somewhat of a grudge against JW's currently, I'm planning something more like this, "Is it true that JW's discourage oral sex? I like sucking cck WAY too much to be a JW if that's the case. Give me the biggest cck you can find and I'll suck it! I don't even care who it's attached to. Old guys, religious guys, atheists, young guys...Hell I'll even suck a smelly homeless guy's cck! That's just how much I love cck. Fvck do I love cck! Do you guys love cck as much as I do?" Of course, it won't do any good. But I'll be amused. __________________ And now Harry, let us step into the night and pursue that flighty temptress, adventure! - Albus Dumbledore
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03-12-2007, 07:37 AM	#4
3894 Next Stop: Funkytown! Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Cheeselandia Posts: 1,907	Gentle words from a Nice [strike]Methodist[/strike Quaker Lady If you come to my door and you're LDS, we'll talk about Utah because we like Utah and you probably are either from there or have relatives there. Other denominations, peace be with you and don't let the door hit ya.
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