Sleepy, Sleepy, Sleepy....my poor, poor uneducated husband that is Sleepy.
Quote:
Wife: I need to be to the airport very early Monday.
Sleepy: Well, I'll be sure to make a nice bed for you on the couch so you don't wake me when you get up.
Wife: I need to take a shower anyway.
Sleepy: I can take your shampoo and towel to the other bathroom before I go to bed.
Wife: How will I get to the airport?
Sleepy: 1-800-Blue Van
(flash forward to Monday at 5:00a.m...phone ringing...ringing)
Sleepy (sleepily): Umm....hello?
Wife: Honey, I forgot my purse. Can you bing it to me?
Sleepy: No. But thanks for the good news. Now I don't need to worry about you running up the credit card. Goodbye and don't bug me again. I'm sleeping.
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Husband lessons 101, Sleepy.