Sleepyjeff whine thread.

[scaeagles]

Sleepy, Sleepy, Sleepy....my poor, poor uneducated husband that is Sleepy.

Wife: I need to be to the airport very early Monday.

Sleepy: Well, I'll be sure to make a nice bed for you on the couch so you don't wake me when you get up.

Wife: I need to take a shower anyway.

Sleepy: I can take your shampoo and towel to the other bathroom before I go to bed.

Wife: How will I get to the airport?

Sleepy: 1-800-Blue Van

(flash forward to Monday at 5:00a.m...phone ringing...ringing)

Sleepy (sleepily): Umm....hello?

Wife: Honey, I forgot my purse. Can you bing it to me?

Sleepy: No. But thanks for the good news. Now I don't need to worry about you running up the credit card. Goodbye and don't bug me again. I'm sleeping.

Husband lessons 101, Sleepy.