[Capt Jack]

things I learned at Camp Swank: (short list)

1. I'm horribly out of shape and must correct this.
   
2. smoking doesnt help. I must try harder to correct this.
   
3. I'd forgotten how much I love and miss the outdoors. this too must be corrected
   
4. a day or two between showers doesn't kill a person, they just smell dead (speaking only of myself).
   
5. Cabela's has some cool high quality sh!t (albeit pricey)
   
6. some rangers are too cute and perky for their own good
   
7. some rangers are too cute and perky for MY own good
   
8. dont ask what the buckets are for
9. even a small bucket gets heavy after a mile or so
   
10. some rangers are cool
    
11. some arent
    
12. snoring can be heard over great distances in the outdoors
    
13. so too can hiccups
    
14. deer like feet
    
15. a pine cone can reach an astounding velocity
    
16. some signs lie
    
17. a little determination can go a long way
    
18. Im a lightweight (ok, I already knew this)
    
19. chorizo can be gourmet
    
20. you can live incredibly well with a lot less than you thought
    
21. I overpack
    
22. quiet has an immense amount of power running through it
    
23. trees sing to each other
    
24. you can learn to love people you barely know
    
25. sometimes being totally lost is awesome