Camping Swanking - June 28 - July 3

Capt Jack · 07-02-2007, 06:09 PM

things I learned at Camp Swank: (short list)

I'm horribly out of shape and must correct this.
smoking doesnt help. I must try harder to correct this.
I'd forgotten how much I love and miss the outdoors. this too must be corrected
a day or two between showers doesn't kill a person, they just smell dead (speaking only of myself).
Cabela's has some cool high quality sh!t (albeit pricey)
some rangers are too cute and perky for their own good
some rangers are too cute and perky for MY own good
dont ask what the buckets are for
even a small bucket gets heavy after a mile or so
some rangers are cool
some arent
snoring can be heard over great distances in the outdoors
so too can hiccups
deer like feet
a pine cone can reach an astounding velocity
some signs lie
a little determination can go a long way
Im a lightweight (ok, I already knew this)
chorizo can be gourmet
you can live incredibly well with a lot less than you thought
I overpack
quiet has an immense amount of power running through it
trees sing to each other
you can learn to love people you barely know
sometimes being totally lost is awesome

View Poll Results: What Weekend's Best for The Great Outdoors of Swank?
May 12 / 13 (means missing Mother's Day)	2	12.50%
May 19 / 20	1	6.25%
June 16 / 17 (means missing Father's Day)	1	6.25%
June 23 / 24	4	25.00%
June 30 / July 1 - did I mention my Bday's the 2nd?	9	56.25%
May 5 / 6 (includes Cinco de Mayo!)	3	18.75%
Multiple Choice Poll. Voters: 16. You may not vote on this poll

07-02-2007, 06:09 PM	#11
Capt Jack check your head Join Date: Oct 2005 Posts: 4,174	things I learned at Camp Swank: (short list) I'm horribly out of shape and must correct this. smoking doesnt help. I must try harder to correct this. I'd forgotten how much I love and miss the outdoors. this too must be corrected a day or two between showers doesn't kill a person, they just smell dead (speaking only of myself). Cabela's has some cool high quality sh!t (albeit pricey) some rangers are too cute and perky for their own good some rangers are too cute and perky for MY own good dont ask what the buckets are for even a small bucket gets heavy after a mile or so some rangers are cool some arent snoring can be heard over great distances in the outdoors so too can hiccups deer like feet a pine cone can reach an astounding velocity some signs lie a little determination can go a long way Im a lightweight (ok, I already knew this) chorizo can be gourmet you can live incredibly well with a lot less than you thought I overpack quiet has an immense amount of power running through it trees sing to each other you can learn to love people you barely know sometimes being totally lost is awesome __________________ a clear conscience is a sure sign of a fuzzy memory
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