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Originally Posted by Matterhorn Fan
Hey NA! I found you a new sewing machine!

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You didn't read the tag on that machine, did you, Matterhorn Fan? It's the one that starts out
Pursuant to state and federal statutes... and goes on for a paragraph, then ends
Said sewing machine may only be used to make pink fun fur throw pillows. Any other use is a violation of state and federal law.